[Integra, channel-flipping]
TV: And now, back to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!
Integra (thinking): Hmm…may as well. I have nothing better to do…
Alucard: The book was better than the movie, you know.
Integra: Hello, Alucard. You’ve read it, then?
Alucard: No, but Helena told me.
Integra: Ah.
Have you ever been to Oompaloompaland?
Alucard: Yes.
After beating the 923rd Snozzwhanger I got bored and came home.