[Integra, channel-flipping]

TV: And now, back to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!

Integra (thinking): Hmm…may as well. I have nothing better to do…

Alucard: The book was better than the movie, you know.

Integra: Hello, Alucard. You’ve read it, then?

Alucard: No, but Helena told me.

Integra: Ah.

Have you ever been to Oompaloompaland?

Alucard: Yes.

After beating the 923rd Snozzwhanger I got bored and came home.