Tech: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day…?

Hot, humid, full of bugs, not at all cool, with an aversion to work and a tendency to continually crash?

I think I shall…

Integra: Now look. I don’t care what your opinion is of Windows XP. Just install it on our network, now. Got it?

Tech: I don’t even want to think about what I’d compare her to…