Enrico: We’re going around to a bunch of Catholic orphanages and boarding schools and such in England, so we thought we’d stop off here first.

And we wondered if you’d like to come with us! Oh, and Alex promises…

Ahem.

Alex: Oh, right! Um. I promise not to attack or harm any Hellsing members, monsters or otherwise, during Christmas.

…In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

Enrico: There. Now he’ll go to hell if he breaks that. So, what do you say?

Integra: …

Get your coats on.