On the tenth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Ten hellhounds barking
Nine manga volumes, eight ghouls a-moaning
Sven Catholics preaching, six silver bullets
Five pints of blood!
Four DVDs, three cigars, two giant guns
And a translated Hellsing CD

On the eleventh day of Christmas my vampire gave to me
Eleven yellow roses
Ten hellhounds barking
Nine manga volumes, eight ghouls a-moaning
Sven Catholics preaching, six silver bullets
Five pints of blood!
Four DVDs, three cigars, two giant guns
And a translated Hellsing CD

Integra: You do realize that I smacked the last person who gave me roses.

Alucard: I do.

Integra: The only reason I’m not slapping you is that I suspect you’d enjoy it.

Alucard: I would.