Fangirls at Thanksgiving…

Erin: And I’m thankful for Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing!

Mom: She’s not real.

[This is my mom. She’s very much a literalist.]

Erin: Well then, can I be thankful for Kouta Hirano? He’s real.

Mom: I guess so. Why?

Erin: Because he created Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing!

Mom: I give up.