– Today we’re parodying a song by Montgomery Gentry with a very appropriate title: “Hell Yeah!” [Maxwell cosplay] It’s all about Heinkel, Yumiko, and Yumie.

She works way too much for way too little
Her job takes her all over the world
She’s been her and there, ‘most everywhere, armed with a prayer
Oh, and a gun, works with a nun
She’s much more than she seems

And she’s the product of a Catholic education
She’s got an assassin side if you give in to temptation
She’s got the confident smirk from years of work with a couple perks
From the employee plan in the Vatican
It lets her go to extremes

She yells, Wake up, Yumie
And tosses the nun a sword
Their job is killing heretics
In the name of God, our Lord
And she says

Hell yeah! Keep it up! Take that!
Hell yeah! Looks good! Kill those brats!
Catholics fightin’ all night long
Take me back to when religion hit me
Life was good and kills were easy

She’s got a long dark robe and a cute matching habit
She’s got a please-don’t-hurt-me attitude
She’s so genteel, it’s quite surreal, when she reveals
Her other side, like Jekyll’s Hide
The berserker wakes up

She’s the product of a nun’s education
She’s got a berserk side if you dare take off her glasses
She’s got her own sword style and a vicious smile and all the while
You heretics think you’re so slick
Until she’s killed you all

She yells out to her pal
Where’s the prey, Heinkel?
Then she grabs onto the sword
And she, and she starts to yell…
She says

Hell yeah! Keep it up! Take that!
Hell yeah! Looks good! Kill those brats!
Catholics fightin’ all night long
Take me back to when religion hit me
Life was good and kills were easy

Yeah, yeah, can-or-can’t-you get my mind off thinkin’ ’bout
Muslims, Buddhists, Hindis, atheists
Hey, hell yeah!