– Less talk, more music!

– Translation: Erin doesn’t feel like writing dialogue. Parody of Ricky Martin’s “Livin’ LaVida Loca.” In cosplay.

She’s into vampire hunting
Big guns and gold cross pins
I feel a premonition
That child’s gonna do me in

She’s a Round Table member
An actual English knight
She’s boss of lots of soldiers
Which she sends out to fight

She’ll make you get your guns out and shoot FREAK-chipped vampire fakes
She’ll make you follow orders till your dignity’s erased
There are some things worse than stakes, come on!

Come in upside down, you’re livin’ la vida Hellsing
She serves the English Crown, livin’ la vida Hellsing
Her eyes are icy blue and the way they glare is a swell thing
She will wear you out, livin’ la vida Hellsing

Woke in the Hellsing basement
In some funky bondage clothes
I bent over and I licked her blood up
Which woke me up out of my repose

She does want to be stronger, but your blood she will not drink
Once you’ve had a taste of her you’ll find it hard to think
Stare her down and she won’t blink, come on!

Come in upside down, you’re livin’ la vida Hellsing
She serves the English Crown, livin’ la vida Hellsing
Her eyes are icy blue and the way they glare is a swell thing
She will wear you out, livin’ la vida Hellsing