By complete coincidence, this was uploaded two days after Robert Palmer’s death. Consider it an accidental memorial.

– We’re on in five! Cue the lights!
– HELP!

– 2…1…action!
– Welcome to the first edition of HellSING!

– Today’s caraoke will be a parody of Robert Palmer’s “Addicted to Love.”

You’re down there in
Your basement room
Your mind
Is not your own
Your heart sweats
Your body shakes
One more step
You have to take

You can’t sleep
You can’t eat
There’s no doubt
You’re in deep
You need blood
To survive
It’s set out
There on the ice

Whoa, you try denying you’re attuned to the stuff, oh yeah
It’s closer to the truth to say you
Can’t have enough, you know
You’re gonna have to face it, vampires have to drink blood

Might as well face it, vampires have to drink blood!
Might as well face it, vampires have to drink blood!
Might as well face it, vampires have to drink blood!
Might as well face it, vampires have to drink blood!

The signs are there
But you won’t read
Your master tries
To make you see
Your heartbeat
Will soon fade
Without blood
You’ll waste away, true to say
You can’t be saved
Oblivion
Waits in your grave
A bowl’s set
Out for you
You know
What you should do

Whoa, you try denying you’re attuned to the stuff, oh yeah
It’s closer to the truth to say you
Can’t have enough, you know
You’re gonna have to face it, vampires have to drink blood

Just drink the blood
You know you must
Serve your
New bloodlust
Your heart sweats
Your teeth grind
Just one sip
And you’ll be fine!

– Perfect! Cut – PRINT!