I was going to call these two Jack and Diane, but I figured pulling the British-aristocrat names from a song about “two American kids growing up in the heartland” would be a bit odd.
Integra (thinking): Hm…Crowded.
Lord Huntington: Sir Integra! Jolly good to see you!
Integra: Lord Huntington, our gracious host. A very good evening to you.
Huntington: To tell the truth, I didn’t expect you to show up. Awfully glad you did. Let me introduce you to my children — the whole point of this occasion is to get James and Diane to socialize a bit. They’ve been just dying to meet you…