Fangirl #1: Integra isn’t fighting this! Why? She said she’d never give up, she would die before giving up! What’s going on here?
Fangirl #2: Does Alucard resent Integra for keeping him as a servant, or himself for coming to accept it, and losing his pride?…OH, THE PSYCHOLOGY!
Fanboy: Walter thought up this plan, of course, Walter thinks up all the nifty plans, but now Walter can’t do anything and the situation has spun beyond his control! A situation Walter cannot handle?!? Those are almost nonexistent! Walter really should be able to handle anything that might come up!
Fangirl #3: Defend her master or the master of her master? Oh no! Seras is torn by internal conflict! What ever will she do?!?!?!

Fangirls: This…is…so…COOL!

WHEEEE!