The quote is directly from Metamorphosis, formerly at Hellsing.nu.

Walter: I just can’t decipher some of these sites. Look at this quote, from a Seras fangirl’s website: “I suppose Alucard’s feelings could be stretched out into something romantic, but he seems much more distracted by Integral.” What do you suppose that means?

Walter: …Alucard?
Seras: Where’d he go?

Alucard: I’ll show you ‘distracted’!
Fangirl: EEP!
[GACK]