Integra Figurine

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This is a hard figure to find these days. Which is a shame, for obvious reasons. Just thought I’d share with you all the niftiness of this Integra figurine. Stand in awe of the really-darn-spiffiness and utter calm cool controlledness that is Integra. Worship Integra.

First Time Reading Dracula

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Corrections from The Future: Integra is Abraham Van Helsing’s granddaughter, not great-granddaughter; and the Hellsing manga was later identified as taking place in 1999. Shine, however, begins in 1997. Ooooooooooooooo…… No, Jonathan, go back to your room! Good thing Mina never got to see the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. It used her name but it… Continue reading First Time Reading Dracula

Integra and Enrico Maxwell Present: Topical Joke Theater

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Enrico: You know, the Tony Blair situation is getting ridiculous. Your Prime Minster has absolutely no support left in his own country. Crowds are gathering in the streets with signs that proclaim “BLIAR!” Why doesn’t he just resign while he can still pretend to have some shred of dignity? Integra: For the same reason your… Continue reading Integra and Enrico Maxwell Present: Topical Joke Theater

Integra vs. Windows

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Tech: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day…? Hot, humid, full of bugs, not at all cool, with an aversion to work and a tendency to continually crash? I think I shall… Integra: Now look. I don’t care what your opinion is of Windows XP. Just install it on our network, now. Got it?… Continue reading Integra vs. Windows

Give Blood

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Mom: You realize, of course, Erin, that the blood you donate will go to surgeries and the like. It won’t go to Alucard. Erin: It won’t?!? All right, people, here’s the deal. We’re in the middle of a nationwide blood shortage. I’m finally old enough to donate, so I’m giving blood for the first time… Continue reading Give Blood

Duel Vampires

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Seras: Hah! Luke Valentine with cross beats Alucard! Alucard: Should’ve powered up next turn… Seras: So unless you have an Integra in reserve– Alucard: Which I don’t. Seras: Then I win! Integra: What are you two doing? Seras: Playing a card game from one of Master’s friends. It’s a little like Pok√©mon or that game… Continue reading Duel Vampires

Alucard and the Chocolate Factory

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[Integra, channel-flipping] TV: And now, back to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory! Integra (thinking): Hmm…may as well. I have nothing better to do… Alucard: The book was better than the movie, you know. Integra: Hello, Alucard. You’ve read it, then? Alucard: No, but Helena told me. Integra: Ah. Have you ever been to Oompaloompaland?… Continue reading Alucard and the Chocolate Factory

Anderson Has Many Names

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Heinkel: You have gone by many names… Father Anderson…Paladin Anderson…hit man Anderson…Bayonet Anderson…Killing Judge Anderson…Angel Dust Anderson. And yet, of all these, there is one nickname you have never been given (and for good reason, I see): “Plumber Anderson.” Anderson: Just shut up and hand me a wrench.