The Grinch – Hellsing Remix starring: Sir Integral as The Grinch Sera as Cindy Lou Who Alucard as Max and Walter as… um, some miscellaneous Who. But he cooks a mean roast beast. Coming to DVD and VHS December 32, 2004.
“What do you mean, you want to be a dentist?!” … Maybe next year.
Unfortunately, I was too busy putting up this lovely tree to get a proper comic together. So instead, you get a photo. Oh, you need me to be funny, eh? Well, I’ll try. Let’s see… How about this one: Why are vampires easily fooled? Because they’re born suckers. No? Oh well. I tried.
Integra: Christmas decorations? Already? Walter: Don’t be a Grinch, sir…we did that joke two years ago. Integra: But it’s not even December yet! Walter: True, sir, but the Christmas storyline starts tomorrow. It can be pushed back, but then we’d need to come up with gags to fill the interval, and I felt you would… Continue reading Christmas Decorations
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the compound Not a creature was stirring, not even a Hellhound. When up from the roof there arose such a clatter I roused all the Geese to see what was the matter. Each man went outside quickly as he could run, Yawning and blinking and raising his… Continue reading Pip’s Night Before Christmas 1/3
Note from The Future: A week’s worth of updates, condensed into one post.
“Oh, right! Open fire!” I said, and each Goose Shot true; but the elf, with a smile, said, “No use! Your bullets are just common silver and lead. You may as well lob old tomatoes instead.” “Oh, out of my way!” cried the voice from the back, And up Sir Integra ran, on the attack!… Continue reading Pip’s Night Before Christmas 2/3
She looked, pulled her coat closed, and said, “So it seems. Do not let this image show up in your dreams.” She left, and we knew it had not been a bluff: Dream-watching is part of old Alucard’s stuff. “Let’s turn in,” I said to the Geese. “It’s all right. Merry Christmas to all! Let’s… Continue reading Pip’s Night Before Christmas 3/3