For completists: Start from the beginning or Download the Ultimate Collection To skip ahead until the plot gets more serious: Start with the time-travel storyline Or try these jumping-on points: The post-time-travel plot summary The Scooby-Doo crossover Integra’s mystery mission Millennium officially declares war Check the menu on the right for characters, a full list… Continue reading And Shine Heaven Now
All the fangirls and fanboys in the final panel are friends of mine. – And now for something completely different… – Today’s karaoke will be a rather unusual one. – We’re singing the real lyrics, not a parody. – Unfortunately, we have no idea who wrote this song, so we can’t give them credit… –… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: Happy Birthday
Fangirls at Thanksgiving… Erin: And I’m thankful for Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing! Mom: She’s not real. [This is my mom. She’s very much a literalist.] Erin: Well then, can I be thankful for Kouta Hirano? He’s real. Mom: I guess so. Why? Erin: Because he created Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing! Mom: I give up.
– Ah, the Christmas season! Well, technically it’s only Advent, but who cares? We’re starting the carols now! – Feel free to join in any time… On the first day of Christmas my vampire gave to me A translated Hellsing CD On the second day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Two giant guns… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Christmas, part I
The Catholics, from right to left: Yumiko; the nameless priest from Cross Fire #1; Heinkel; Father Renaldo; Alexander Anderson; Enrico Maxwell; and a nameless member of the John sector (section III, just as Iscariot is XIII). On the seventh day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Seven Catholics preaching Six silver bullets Five pints… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Karaoke, Part II
On the tenth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Ten hellhounds barking Nine manga volumes, eight ghouls a-moaning Sven Catholics preaching, six silver bullets Five pints of blood! Four DVDs, three cigars, two giant guns And a translated Hellsing CD On the eleventh day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Eleven yellow… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Christmas, Part III
Kohta Hirano said in a side note in Order 05 of the manga, “It’s beginning to seem like everybody wears glasses. What to do?” On the twelfth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Twelve pairs of glasses Eleven yellow roses, ten hellhounds barking Nine manga volumes, eight ghouls a-moaning Sven Catholics preaching, six… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Christmas, Part IV
Integra: You know, the famous ball may be about to drop in New York City, signaling the official arrival of the New Year, but they’re on Eastern Time, we’re on Greenwich Mean Time, the year started six hours ago here, and it’s time to get back to work.
Cameo: a Wocket. We interrupt this storyline to bring you… Integra (thinking): …? Integra: Walter, could you come up here for a moment? Walter: You called, sir? Integra: Tell me, is there any particular reason to be commemorating Dr. Seuss today? Walter: Dr. Seuss, the famous, whimsical, rhyming genius who is probably the best-selling children’s… Continue reading Seussentennial Bonus
The release date was in fact delayed until April 7, setting a pattern. *pinch* Manga Integra: What was that for? Alucard: It’s St. Patrick’s Day and you’re not wearing green. Therefore, according to the Police Girl, I have every right to pinch you. Integra: I don’t have time to deal with you right now, Alucard.… Continue reading St. Patrick’s Day/Manga Release