World's second-most-popular Hellsing-related comic.
Note from The Future: On the original ComicGenesis site, this was followed by The Eagle of Hermes, interspersed with omake. On this site, EoH has been archived separately, so it’s all bonus material from here on out. If we drawings have offended, Think but this, and all is mended: All these visions are but fanon… Continue reading And Shine Heaven Now & Forever
Those comics: Hellsing Bloopers, Great Idea | Oblivion, MacAlucard, and Resurrection. Need to keep up the quota of Hellsing fancomickry in your life? Here are some complete or ongoing comics to add to your reading list: Hellsing Bloopers A series of comedic one-shots. Every character gets their moments. Great Idea + Oblivion An ongoing story.… Continue reading Shine Recommends
I: How Reseda Met Helena The French monarchy is at its height, and Mlle. Mignonette weaves through high society, leaving a trail of charmed but strangely fatigued courtesans in her wake. At least, until she tries to bite the wrong person: Mlle. Helena de Lautréamont, who is not only another vampire, but an older and… Continue reading Storylines That Weren’t: (1) How Reseda Met Helena (2) Madeline And Friends
III: Catholintegra This was one of Xuanwu’s ideas. Enrico gets his hands on an I-jin of pioneering geneticist Gregor Mendel. His directions? To use those genetic manipulation abilities to create a Catholic version of Integra. Hijinks ensue. Mendel: Are you sure you want me working on this? I’m mostly experienced with peas. Enrico: I’m sure.… Continue reading Storylines That Weren’t: (3) Catholintegra (4) Let The Flames Begin (5) Everything’s Better With Yuri
VI: A Proper Lupin III Adventure Lupin promises to steal some major British relic. The Coronation Stone? The Crown Jewels? To defend against him, the Queen calls in the world’s foremost Lupin expert: Detective Koichi Zenigata. Cue a scene in which Zenigata explains, with the detail and confidence born of experience, how Lupin would bypass… Continue reading Storylines That Weren’t (6) A Proper Lupin III Adventure (7) Hellsing Heir Auditions
Erin (thinking): Hmm…I should probably clear out some of these unused tidbits in my inbox… Oh, right…half of these are concepts Xuanwu threw at me that never went anywhere. – When I wrote about the Catholicon tournament of Pray Pray Revolution, I thought it was an exaggeration… – Here’s a fun place to live, eh?… Continue reading Rejected Ideas Email File
VIII: The Adventure of the Chinatown Pet Shop Being a case history in the files of Sherlock Holmes, as written by his biographer John Watson. Note that Conan Doyle himself touched on it: “Matilda Briggs was not the name of a young woman, Watson…it was a ship which is associated with the Giant Rat of… Continue reading Storylines That Weren’t (8) The Adventure of the Chinatown Pet Shop (9) Integra’s Inferno
Erin: Their expertise probably comes from treating all those injured Hellsing soldiers!
Q. Why did Dracula telephone the undertaker? A. To ask for a take-away meal! Q. What’s pink, has a curly tail, and sucks blood? A. A hampire! Q. How would a vampire manage with only one fang? A. She’d just have to grin and bare it! Q. What do you get if you cross a… Continue reading Bad Vampire Joke Theater
Pippi Longstocking. Although there were no Millennium attacks in her native Sweden, when the news reached her hometown, the incredibly strong Pippi was immediately suspected of being something not human. She had to make a brave and daring escape, along with her horse, her monkey, her sack full of gold, and her two best friends… Continue reading ’99 Cameos That Weren’t