Once upon a time in the future. Our heroes’ first war may have been won, but cool stuff continues to happen to them, never fear.

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The future. Captain: Lieutenant! Report. Lieutenant: All systems are go, sir. Ready to jump, on your mark. Captain: Excellent. Oh — also, an alternate universe. Nazi Integra: Let’s teach this new world to quake at the beating of our war drums.

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I had some help on that steampunk zeppelin design. Nazi Integra (thinking): Ugh…I hate this part. Interdimensional travel is always so bumpy. AU Thien: Transport complete, sir. Nazi Integra: Finally! Show me the face of our next London. AU Thien: Um…that may be a slight problem, sir.

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Nazi Integra: Where are we? AU Thien: Looks like somewhere far north, sir. Nazi Integra: I can work that much out myself! What went wrong?! AU Thien: Checking our calculations now… Seras: Don’t bother. [SCHLORPP] I’m afraid we had to reroute your portal. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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AU Walter: Sir! Seras: Sir Van Helsing, I presume. Nazi Integra: Hold your fire, all. She’s wearing our symbol. Identify yourself. Seras: You’ve never heard of me? My name is Seras Victoria. And in my universe, this is the symbol of the Hellsing Organization.

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Nazi Integra: Is that so. A shame you were never turned in our world. You seem to be a credit to the Master Race. Well, Seras Victoria of Hellsing…if you wanted to get my attention, you’ve succeeded. What would you like to do with it? Seras: Oh, sir, I won’t take much of your time.… Continue reading Moonlight Romancia 5/27

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Seras: Some of my best friends are humans. So you can take this “master race” idea and shove it. [ZAP! ZAP!] AU Walter: That technology–! It’s one of Wells’ designs! Integra: I will eat you alive, little girl. [SNARL] [BEEP BEEP] Seras: Sorry! Too late. For great justice! [SHFOOM] Hi, boss? Yeah, the entire fleet.… Continue reading Moonlight Romancia 6/27

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Timothy: And that’s the match. You win, as usual. Integra: Indeed. One would think, considering your history, you’d be faster with a foil…Father Maccabee. Timothy: Maybe I am, and you’re just that much better. Minister Hellsing.

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[Translated from Italian] Timothy: All right, everyone, let’s pack it up! Minister, before we go, I have a warning to deliver. It’s meant to be for your ears only…although I’m aware some of your subordinates are hearing every word. We know about Divyendu. Integra: Then you know why I won’t respond to threats. Timothy: It’s… Continue reading Moonlight Romancia 9/27

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[GLARE] Seras: … Seras (thinking): Pip, don’t tease her. …Him. …Heinkel. Pip (thinking): Aw, Seras. You blow up a few interdimensional invaders, you earn the right to snark at smarmy fanatics.