The third of the battles: the Captain, Reseda, and Integra’s mysterious impersonator, with Schrödinger hovering in the background.
The air over London. Reseda: Finally, back to the main plot! Fake Integra: Main? We’re the C-plot at best. Reseda: And you’re the expert? Fake Integra: Yes, actually. Reseda: Then how come we’ve reached the Big Bad’s blimp first? Fake Integra: To build dramatic tension, I assume.
[CRASH] Reseda: All right. One express flight directly to the Nazi zeppelin, courtesy of Air Reseda: done. So, Fake Integra, what’s the next step on your mysterious quest? Fake Integra: Nice recap. I’m supposed to find the bridge. …Any idea which way that is?
Schrödinger: Ladieeees! Welcome to Millennium Command HQ! There’s an easy, direct way to get to the bridge. All you have to do is follow the path… …marked by this line of vampires who want to kill you!
Several dozen games of Go Fish later… Reseda: You know, the real Integra would have killed those soldiers. Fake Integra: The real Integra still might.
Reseda: If you’re really Hellsing’s ally, why not kill those Nazis? You obviously have the power. Fake Integra: Helping Hellsing is a side effect. It’s not my goal. Reseda: You’re doing them no favors by leaving them alive, you know. They were smiling when you attacked. They’ve come here to be killed. Fake Integra: I… Continue reading Triptych (Part III) 5/23
Fake Integra: Now, where’s the next… …Oh, hello. I see our trail of bread crumbs hasn’t run out after all. Captain (sign): Wrong fairy tale.
Fake Integra: That’s the way to the bridge? Uh…thanks, I guess. We’ll just be going, then… Captain (sign): Sorry. No cosplayers allowed. Fake Integra: This has never been a problem before. Reseda: Next time you make a disguise, get the scent right.
Better late than never: Shine now has its very own Facebook page! There’s also a page for But I’m A Cat Person. Check them out! Fake Integra: I’ll just have to fight my way– Reseda: No. Let me handle this one. He’s a few steps above a cut-rate vampire, but he’s not any kind of… Continue reading Triptych (Part III) 8/23
[SNARL] Reseda: What did I tell you? Mongrel. [HISS] Fake Integra: Oh, I get it! Because he’s the big bad wolf!