Officials: General!! What’s going on? Communications from the central government information regulation headquarters have been interrupted…We can’t contact them… We can’t get in contact with the London BTN! All phone lines in a large radius around the main building are down! Army bases in Kings, Greenwich, Bath, and Chester are cut off as well!! /… Continue reading All Your Base 1/39
Official: We’ve received a telegram from the Irish Regiment Imperial Guard! “In battle! Unknown enemy! They’re monsters! Save us!” Integra: There is no way our entire military should be unable to deal with a pack of cheap, cowardly, feeble baby vampires who– Walter: Ah, Sir Integra… Integra: …There are some standing right behind me, aren’t… Continue reading All Your Base 2/39
Integra: Finally, it’s started. Vampire 1: This is our lucky day! Not only do we get to be immortal, we managed to capture Sir Hellsing herself! Vampire 2: Score! Penwood: First Lieutenant? Y-you? I can’t believe it!! Joker: Why is she the only one they notice? What are we, chopped liver?
Vampire: Don’t try anything, Sir Hellsing. Play nice, and we won’t have to hurt you. Integra: Pfft…ha ha! Vampire: What’s so funny? Integra: Do you have any idea how many times I’ve been “captured” or “kidnapped”? …Actually, Walter, do you? I’ve lost count. Walter: Counting this one? Thirty-eight, sir. Integra: I don’t think we’ll count… Continue reading All Your Base 4/39
Integra: You’re all newborn vampires, and vampire hunting is my business. A tadpole can hardly call itself “lucky”… …when it stands in front of a snake. Walter? Walter: You’re not the only ones who can do dramatic shadows.
[SLICE] Walter: Sorry about the mess!
Integra: Good to see you’re not the traitor, Sir Penwood. Are you all right? Penwood: I’ve been better. Integra… I may be incompetent, but I’m not a coward.
Joker: Charming as this heart-to-heart is, we’ve got incoming zeppelins. Can you get in touch with our allies? Comms guy: Trying… Phone: Hi, you’ve reached Ann Warbucks. I can’t come to the phone right now, as World War III seems to have started. Leave a message, and once the President is out of an undisclosed… Continue reading All Your Base 8/39
Integra: I need to get home. My people can stop this, but they’ll need orders. Joker: The Last Literature Defense Line of the United Kingdom may have lost our ace paper user, but we still have a few tricks up our sleeves. I should go as well. Integra: Fancy a carpool? Joker: I have my… Continue reading All Your Base 9/39
Comm guy: The communications network is completely dead! We can’t get in touch with any other military bases. Soldier: And the zeppelins are firing rockets! Integra: So many traitors…There will be more coming to this place soon. You should evacuate everyone immediately. Penwood: Actually…