A misaimed experiment brings the fangirls to Millennium. Lucky for them, the Major understands the mind of a fan.

Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 1/21

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And so it begins, starting with Kazokuhouou the Major fangirl…. Back at Millennium HQ. RIp: I’ll give our report. You recover. Rip (thinking): I hope things are all right upstairs…I thought I heard some kind of squeal… Doc’s Lab Fangirl: OMG MAJOR! OH YOU’RE SO AWESOME AND YOUR SPEECH IS AWESOME AND YOUR ATTITUDE IS… Continue reading Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 1/21

Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 2/21

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The Captain fans have descended: Theodora on the shoulder, Felina on the hat, Veriea tucked in the coat, and Becca hanging on the front. Major: What are these things? Why are they so gleeful? And, most of all…why does Captain Günsche have so many of them? Major fan: YOU LOVE SWEETS AS MUCH AS I… Continue reading Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 2/21

Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 3/21

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Doc: I don’t really know what happened. I was trying to open another portal to Hell… Fangirl: BUT I PREFEAR BLOND AND HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD WHEN HE FIGHTS SHIRTLESS EEEEEEEEEEEE AND WHEN HE TURNS WEREWOLF HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY AND I WHANT TO LOVE HIM, TO KISS HIM, TO BE WITH HIM ALLAYS AND… Continue reading Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 3/21

Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 4/21

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Clinging to the case in which “She”/”The Shi” is stored is Vincent, our lone She fangirl. Captain: ….? Doc: Wait a minute…don’t we want unspeakable horrors? Captain fan: WILL MAKE ME SOOOO HAPPY AND HIS EYES ARE GREEEEEN I LOOOOVE HIS EYES AND I WISH HE COULD TALK AND HE IS SOOOOOO STRONG IF IT… Continue reading Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 4/21

Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 5/21

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Captain fan: ARE SOOOOO SMOOOTH AND SOOOOO SOFT AND HE IS TH BEEEEEST AND I HATE DOC COZ HE MADE CAP VOICELESS HE SHOULD DIEEEEEEE AND CAP IS GREAT HE IS THE BEST AND I WILL FOLOW HIM TO HELL IF I HAVE TO AND I WILL LOVE HIM ALLWAYS COZ HE IS COOLER THAN… Continue reading Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 5/21

Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 6/21

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That’s Cristin joining the Major, and Neogami pouncing on Schrödinger (or trying to). Major: Warrant officer Schrödinger! What are you doing here? Major fan: EEEEEEK! The Major is so ridiculously amazing! Schrödinger: I’m everywhere and nowhere, remember? Also, I have a report to make. Schrö fan: OOOOHHHH MY GOOOOODNESSSSSS SCHRRROOOOOOO OMG you’re so awesome! Your… Continue reading Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 6/21

Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 7/21

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Cornering Schrödinger from behind is Jen, who also writes for the webcomics Bloody Pages and Call Back. Schrödinger: I passed our message on to Walter, He’s under our control. “She” fan: People kept telling me that “She” was probably killed off during The Dawn, but I knew it wasn’t true! I KNEW IT!!! I knew… Continue reading Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 7/21

Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 8/21

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Fan: You’re the best person in Millenium, in my opinion. I know Captain is really a giant wolf, Rip has magic bullets, Dok is a crazy scientist, Zorin’s got pointy boobs, Dandy is a paper user and Major is obsessed with war — but it’d be hard to do stuff without the kid who can… Continue reading Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 8/21

Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 9/21

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Today’s fanboying about the Captain comes from Frey, off-panel. Major: Is there any way we can use them? Make them work for us? Schrödinger: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Bad idea! Major: Why not…? Schrödinger: “Do not meddle in the affairs of fangirls, for you are cute and would look good with another guy.” Major fan: I… Continue reading Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 9/21

Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 10/21

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The Major gets pounced by DragonBlessed. Major: Okay, so they’re useless… Major fan 1: Aaah! I don’t even know where to start. The Major is sort of short and fat Major: …and very rude. We have to get rid of them. Major fan 1: but that’s alright with me, since I’m short too. He’s just… Continue reading Gentlemen, I Fanboy War 10/21