An old manuscript takes our story back to the late 1930s. There’s a storm approaching England, a beautiful girlish vampire stalking the night, and a young orphan in need of instruction on . . . butlering. Only butlering. No secret agent training going on here, nosirree.

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Bertie: Is Claude all right? And Eustace? And Aunt Dahlia? Jeeves: All are well. Bertie: What about you? Jeeves: My arm was wounded in the battle. It is nearly healed now. Bertie: How about Walter? And I want the truth this time. The Wooster intellect may not be the sharpest tack in the box…but I… Continue reading Isn’t That A Little Bit Dangerous, Jeeves? 51/60

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Bertie (narrating): I’m sure this has been rather obvious to my readers for some time now: Walter was a kind of apprentice to Jeeves, not only in the valeting sort of way, but in the destroying-creatures-of-the-night way too. When Jeeves was hesitant to teach a particularly dangerous technique involving something like bits of wire, the… Continue reading Isn’t That A Little Bit Dangerous, Jeeves? 52/60

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Bertie: You have much more important things to be doing…I don’t want to be a burden. Jeeves: Sir… Bertie: Eh? Jeeves: I work for Hellsing because my country needs me. And I am honored to protect her. But nothing brings me more pride and joy than coming home to serve you. Bertie: Jeeves… Arthur: Oh,… Continue reading Isn’t That A Little Bit Dangerous, Jeeves? 53/60

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Bertie: What ever does he mean by that, Jeeves? Jeeves: Ah… Bertie: Explain! Narration: It was the only time I have ever seen Jeeves flustered. Jeeves: Er…he is…asserting that…you and I have…romantic feelings for each other, sir. Bertie: Well, I have! Don’t tell me you didn’t know!

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Narration: It was nice to be the one to shock Jeeves for once, I tell you! And, since this isn’t to be published, I don’t mind adding that we didn’t live as master and servant for much longer… Integra: That’s quite enough of that. Alucard: Not a fan of romance, Master? You don’t suppose Agent… Continue reading Isn’t That A Little Bit Dangerous, Jeeves? 55/60

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Walter: Mr. Wooster! Are you okay? Bertie: Tip-top shape! We Woosters are made of stern stuff, never fear! Walter: You shouldn’t have gotten hurt in the first place. You shouldn’t have had to save me. Bertie: It was no trouble, really– Walter: No! I was showing off. That’s why you were in danger. I’ll be… Continue reading Isn’t That A Little Bit Dangerous, Jeeves? 56/60

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Walter: I’m sorry to interrupt your rest… Integra: It’s all right, Walter. I’m feeling much better. What is it? Walter: Please don’t get up. You’ve been sick, you need to relax… Integra: I promise. Now get on with it. Walter: It’s the British Library. It’s been burned down. Integra: What?! Walter: Sir, you did promise!

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For those of you playing along at home, you can now figure out exactly how the Read or Die timeline maps to the Shineverse. (Caution: link contains massive R.O.D spoilers, and therefore some Shine spoilers as well.) Integra: I need as much information as possible. Who was responsible? How did they overpower Agent Paper? Walter:… Continue reading Isn’t That A Little Bit Dangerous, Jeeves? 58/60

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Alucard: Master, are you sure you’re ready to be up and about? Integra: It isn’t a matter of whether I’m ready. My country needs me. Now, Alucard, before you do anything else… Alucard: Yes, Master? Integra: The story…how does it end?

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Bertie (narrating): Walter’s been living with us for a year now. My aunts have been kept in the dark, which is no easy task, I can tell you! More than a few times we’ve only kept the secret by the skin of our teeth — with the help of Jeeves’ formidable intellect, of course. Perhaps… Continue reading Isn’t That A Little Bit Dangerous, Jeeves? 60/60