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Intent on discovering the full range of abilities granted by the Flowers of Perun, Integra decides to run a few tests. Naturally, Alucard gets to be the guinea pig.
Meanwhile, back at the Hellsing mansion…we seem to have arrived in the middle of something.
Pip: Hey, what’s going on down there? Seras: Sir Integra is using Master as a guinea pig to test a new defense strategy. Pip: Are you sure? Because it looks like foreplay to me. Seras: Hey now.
Flowers of Perun backstory was in Every Leaf In Springtime. Pip: So, ah, what’s she testing? Seras: Perenova tsvetje: the Flowers of Perun. Obtained by Sir Integra in the wilds of Poland, after a nightlong vigil and a battle with the forest itself! Pip: She fought with trees? Seras: Well, they were really dangerous trees!
Note from The Future: Alucard presumably learned Asimov’s Laws of Robotics from Walter. Alucard: … Integra: Well? What are you waiting for? Alucard: I can’t attack you. First Law of Robotics, remember?
Integra: That’s right…you’re not allowed to harm your Master. How can we get around this? Alucard: You could always release the– Integra: No. Alucard: Not even for– Integra: No.
Alucard: I could always just stand here and let you attack me. Integra: I’ve already tried. In theory, the Flowers of Perun confer the power to defeat demons. In practice, I’m not sure how to switch them on. Alucard: So what good are they, again? Integra: Well, I can hear the grass complaining about how… Continue reading May Flowers 6/31
Integra: Not much point in staying out here, then. Alucard: You could watch the fireflies with me. Integra: Done. I’m going inside. Alucard: Yes, Master.
Pip: Looks like the show’s over. Seras: Yeah… Nina: Meow!! Meow! Seras: Kitty! Walter: Seras Victoria! Control your catboy! Seras: Sorry, Walter!
Walter: …got into the cupboard, spilled rice all over the place… Seras: I’ll clean it up! I… [Pip’s imagination]: …breasts, face, knockers, nose, jugs…boobs, melons, cans, hooters… Pip: Ehehe… Seras: Pip! Stop it with the obvious gags!
Pip is still serving his punishment for the disastrous events of Integra’s birthday party. Seras: I’ll train him better, Walter. I promise. And I’ll clean up the mess. Walter: Yes, you will– Alucard: I’m afraid she can’t do that. Walter: Why not? Alucard: We’re going on a hunt. Walter: In that case, Captain, it’s up… Continue reading May Flowers 10/31