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Between the break and your (hopefully exciting) holiday, you may have lost track of the current storyline. So here is The Story So Far summarized, in limerick form. There once was a young guy named Tim Whose future looked terribly grim. Then one day he met Father Maxwell, and said, “I’d like to grow up… Continue reading The Cursed Storyline – The Story So Far (in limericks)
Yumi: {Gokigenyou! My name is Fukuzawa Yumi, and I will be your guide today.} Yumiko: Gokigenyou, Yumi-chan. Yumi: {It is an honor to hae you hear today.} Yumiko: {My name is Sister Yumiko, and this is Father Heinkel and our assistant Timothy. I will translate for them.} Yumi: {How kind of you! I’ve never given… Continue reading The Cursed Storyline 45/111
Cameos: Kinomoto Sakura; Hikaru and Fuu from Magic Knight Rayearth. Yumi (translated by Yumiko): This is the main path. Many students exchange rosaries at the statue of Mary. The Student Council meets here, at the Rose Mansion. Timothy: Why haven’t we seen any places where students have classes? Yumiko: You’re new at this, aren’t you?
Yumi: {And this is the greenhouse, where we grow many lovely roses–} Timothy: Hey, what’s that? That, right there! Yumi: Eep! Yumiko: {It’s only a mouse. There’s no need to be afraid.} Yumi: {I’m just surprised! We don’t get many mice here. I’m not afraid! Really!}
Heinkel: So mice aren’t normal around here…? Timothy: Heinkel: What’s wrong? It’s only a mouse. Heinkel: I don’t think that’s an ordinary mouse. I think it’s a familiar. Timothy: A witch’s pet? Heinkel: Exactly.
Cameos: Zakuro and Mint (Tokyo Mew Mew). Yumi: {And if you’ll just follow me around here, you’ll find…} {…a private moment between soeurs! Let’s not disturb them!}
Timothy: Those two girls! They were–! Heinkel: Come on, kid. Timothy: But they were kissing! Heinkel: Let it go. Timothy: She said “soeur.” Is that what all soeur relationships are like? Heinkel: Timothy! Let. It. Go.
Yumi: {And this is our chapel. The tour ends here. The confessional is all set up for you. Thank you very much for coming!} Yumiko: {Your tour was very lovely, Yumi-chan.} Yumi: {It was an honor!} Heinkel: While we handle this, explore the campus. Take note of anything unusual. And stay out of trouble! That’s… Continue reading The Cursed Storyline 51/111
Yumi: {Um…Sister? Why are you going in as well?} Yumiko: {Well, you see, I’m needed to translate…} Yumi: {But since you aren’t the priest, is that allowed?} Yumiko: She’s calling our bluff… Heinkel: Tell her that when the Vatican does it, that means it is not illegal.
Yoshino: {Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. These are my sins…} Yumiko (translating): “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned…” Yoshino: {I’ve been impatient and inconsiderate. I shouted at a girl who didn’t deserve it. I snapped at my soeur…} Yumiko (translating): “…and I slapped… Continue reading The Cursed Storyline 53/111