An experiment of Doc’s, meant to advance some Plot, goes awry and promptly malfuctions, leaving the members of the Letzte Battalion stuck in the wrong bodies. As one might expect, chaos ensues.
Cameo: Hello Kitty, on the slippers. Our next tale returns us to the secret base of the Letzte Battalion, where no one is who they appear to be. In fact, at the moment that’s literally true, because… …sorry, was I saying something?
Ah yes. As I was saying…oh, you’ll see for yourselves soon enough. [YAWN] Schrö (??) (thinking): Wait a second…Blonde hair? …Oh dear. I’ve turned into a boy.
?? (thinking): I bet Doc had something to do with this. I need to go find him. …but first I need to find some pants.
??: DOC! Show yourself! Doc: I’m over here. And who are you? Rip: First lieutenant Rip Van Winkle, of course! Who else would I be? Doc: At the moment, you happen to be Schrödinger.
The “everyone gets bodies switched” gimmick has a long history, and it’s been suggested to me by a few people. The reason I’m using it now is that it has Plot Relevance, or will eventually. There were no official colored images of Zorin when this was drawn, so I went by a piece of Japanese… Continue reading Body Swap Of The Invaders 5/25
Rip!Schrö: I, Rip, am in Schroe’s body, and Schroe is in the Doctor’s body, and Doc is in the Dandy’s body…Who’s in mine? Who’s getting to perv out on my hot body? Zorin!Rip: Relax… I’m Zorin. Rip!Schrö: That makes me feel so much better…
Zorin!Rip: Herr Doktor, you should explain exactly what you did for Rip here. Dandy!Doc: Certainly. I’ve been experimenting with a device that records alpha wave patterns and remotely imprints them on grey matter, effectively redistributing memories, minds, and thoughts between physical forms… Zorin!Rip: In five words or less, Doc. Dandy!Doc: Fine. We’ve all swapped bodies.… Continue reading Body Swap Of The Invaders 7/25
Dandy!Captain (sign): I’m the Dandy. He’s the Captain. I can’t figure out how to talk. He just isn’t talking. I want my hot body back. Doc’s lack of fashion sense is abusing it. Doc!Dandy: I’m a mad scientist. It’s my prerogative to dress weird.
For the record, the chick in the tank is not the chick wrapped in bandages from Hellsing: The Dawn. Rip!Schrö: Why didn’t you test this machine before this happened, Doc? Doc!Dandy: I did! And it worked flawlessly! But this was the first trial with an unconscious subject. That may be what caused the device to… Continue reading Body Swap Of The Invaders 9/25
Rip!Schrö: But you can reverse this thing… All: …RIGHT? Doc!Dandy: Of course! Just give me some time…and space. Space would be good.