The gang arrives back at home just in time to find Walter being assaulted by fangirls. The other Hellsing members have fangirls. The Iscariot agent has fangirls. Yomiko has fangirls. Of course, Nenene, being a brilliant author, has fangirls too; but they’re quite a different story. Or are they?

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Even Walter’s humming is classier than average. Walter (thinking): Funny…somehow, I thought this office was darker. Maybe it’s my imagination. At least this design is tasteful. [humming Another One Bites The Dust] [EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] Walter: That, on the other hand, hasn’t changed a bit.

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Abbi (or Churri) the Walter fangirl gets this party started! Integra: Agent Paper, I apologize for having you called. We overestimated the danger. Yomiko: Not a problem, sir. Integra: Come in. I’ll have Walter make us some tea. Walter: While I appreciate your devotion… …I have a floor to sweep. [EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] Fangirl: Walter is Awesome.… Continue reading Fangirls Are All The Same 2/40

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Abbi’s joined by fellow Walter fangirls: Sandy, and then Hikari. Nenene (Japanese): {What did she say?} Yomiko: {She apologized to us for the inconvenience.} Nenene: {Apologized to you, maybe. She only said your name.} Integra: Walter? Walter (thinking): Sir Integra needs me! But if I get up… [EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] …I’m going to fracture something the next… Continue reading Fangirls Are All The Same 3/40

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Pip: Couldn’t he just be asleep or somethin’? Seras: No. Something’s wrong. Integra: Alucard. Find him. Alucard: Yes, Master. There you are…Ah. Walter: Oh no. Here comes the cavalry. Alucard: You should sound more enthusiastic about that. [EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] [EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] [EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] [EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] [EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] [EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] Walter: Well, I didn’t mean you. I’m referring to the fact that… Continue reading Fangirls Are All The Same 4/40

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In the first panel we meet Ellie Maxwell, Chino Kiri, Elina, and Ramona; in the second, they are joined by Inara and Bloody Shadow, devoted Alucard fangirls all. Alucard (telepathy): No, Master, everything is not all right. It’s not fatal. Stay where you are. It’s fangirls. Fan 1: I love Alucard’s eyes. They’re so cool… Continue reading Fangirls Are All The Same 5/40

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Alucard: Let’s get out of here, Angel of Death. Walter: I’d love to, but I’m concerned about the force of fangirl impact. Alucard: Never mind that. Lean on me. Walter: Do the fans have any influence on this? Alucard: Silly question. Alucard fan 1: He has so deep voice and even sound of his footsteps… Continue reading Fangirls Are All The Same 6/40

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Meet Nobu the Heinkel fangirl, Michael the Integra fanboy, and Kristin the Yumiko fangirl, bringing diversity to the crowd. Walter: We’re at the door — this is too easy. Alucard fan 1: The only way you could really get a fair fight against Alucard would be if you could find some way to combine the… Continue reading Fangirls Are All The Same 7/40

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Integra gets mobbed by another trio of fangirls (well, one’s a fanboy): Jigoku no Son, Dan, and Bunny. Heinkel: This is some manner of devil! Yumiko: Oh, this is adorable! Integra: You’ve just recapped the whole concept of fangirls quite nicely. Alucard fan 1: love your hat and glasses. I wish I could have you… Continue reading Fangirls Are All The Same 8/40

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Ahab and Zach the Seras fanboys pounce in the first panel; Spike the Pip fanboy and Shredder the Pip fangirl have hit by the second. [EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] [EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] [ARRRRRRRRRRR!!] Seras (thinking): Well, this isn’t too bad. I’m feeling some affection for Pip, but that happens with Fangirls. And it looks like he’s feeling the same… …Wait.… Continue reading Fangirls Are All The Same 9/40

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KitsuneSam the Alucard fangirl, like both the Pip fans so far, is an AxP shipper. Seras: Captain! [EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] Pip: What just happened? Seras: I just gave up what might’ve been the hottest sight of my life for you. Be grateful. Alucard: Good work, police girl. Alucard fan 1: I love the way he thinks, I… Continue reading Fangirls Are All The Same 10/40