One more leap through time, and our heroes are in the far future – for a few minutes, anyway. Can they make it home? Can they repair the fractured timeline? Can they put up with the amazingly bratty alternate Integral?

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Cameo is one of the characters from Okashina Okashi. Hakim: Hey! I object! This doesn’t make any sense! If I died in 1897, how would people in 1997 know to come to 1897 to kill me in the first place? Isn’t that a plot hole? Death: No…this is a plot hole. (I’m Death, by the… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 92/120

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Seras: Captain! Captain! Captain, you can’t die! Even with the time travel, you’re too young for a heart attack! We’re going to work out where we are and find a way home, so hold on…please… Pip: Aw, mignonette, I’m just fine. It feels like you’re back to normal also!

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Cameo: Kryten, from Red Dwarf. Hakim: Oh, I see. Okay, it’s not a plot hole. So what is it? Kryten: I’ve never seen one before — no one has — but I’m guessing it’s a white hole. Hakim: A white hole? Death: No, no, ignore the mechanoid. This is a paradox: a state that contradicts… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 94/120

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Everyone’s back to their normal ages. And just when the clothes were starting to fit, too. Seras: Thanks. Pip: Don’t mention it. Zut, I’ve lost my top hat. Nenene: there. I saved your precious Sumiregawa-san. And we’ve ended up God-knows-where (or when). Happy? Yumie: Yes. Nenene: {Just a little! I cannot understand the word which… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 95/120

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Yomiko: {Ah…sensei…about what I said before…} {I don’t want to make you uncomfortable, so we can forget it if you want…but now that I’ve said it, I want to say something else…} Nenene: {Hm. The time machine’s busted.} Yomiko: Sensei? Nenene: {Have your dramatic emotional revelation later, Yomiko. We need to get home first.}

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Alucard (thinking): This must be either very early in London’s history, or… Fundamental: A-ka-do? What’s going on? I can’t wear this. It’s too small. Let me borrow your coat. And I’m scared. Take me home! Alucard: … Who in the name of all that is holy are you? Fundamental: Oh, you silly vampire! It’s lil’… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 97/120

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Loved the speculations on Integra’s fate. Hakim: If I’m dead, what happens to my granddaughter? Death: Her father marries a nice British baroness instead of your daughter. So she’s born a sweet white girl with no business sense. Hellsing collapses, then England. Finally, the world. But it really doesn’t matter, as the timeline is going… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 98/120

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Alucard’s coat is a part of him . . . which I don’t think Fundamental realizes. (Integral knows it quite well, and under normal circumstances wouldn’t let it touch her.) And now you know when they ended up (around 12,090 A.D.), even though they weren’t there for long. Fundamental: Thanks! This robe is so cool!… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 99/120

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Wanted the Whole Sort of General Mish Mash to look significantly different from the rest of the comic, so I broke out the colored pencils. It’ll get better with practice. The HHG Project’s definition for the WSOGMM reads as follows: “The technical term for the sum total of all the parallel universes, which aren’t parallel,… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 100/120

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That first Sir Integra is from a timeline with some other paradox involved. Possibly the I-Jin Wells went for a different character’s ancestor. Or perhaps that timeline’s Integra is supposed to be Caucasian/half-Asian/half-African/something-other-than-half-Indian, and this is the result of her Caucasian/Asian/African/something-other-than-Indian mother’s father’s death. Alucard: Sir Integra? Integra: Sir Integra. Fundamental: “Sir Integra”? Integra #2:… Continue reading Not Quite Victoria’s England 101/120