A bit of amateur necromancy, a mishap with a magic spell, a few crossed links between reality – and the fans of a bunch of deceased characters finally get the chance to latch on to their obsessions, even though it means going to Hell and back.
Sett: Your ssspeculationsss on the dangersss of fangirlsss are most assstute, baobhan sssith. Laura: How much do you know about these things, Sett? Sett: Plenty. For instanccce… Laura: Luke! Jan! We need to get these things off, now!!
Fangirl: blonde hair like mine Jan: Shut the bleep up, bleep! What the bleep could go wrong with… Fangirl: and he puts it in a nice little pony tail and thats coolies cool and luke is a total bishounen and luke ROCKS!!! Jan: …with…
For once, it’s Luke as well as Jan screaming the obscenities. Note from The Future: continuity error! Paul Wilson shouldn’t be in the background yet…. Luke/Jan: WHAT THE BLEEP? Laura: Does that answer your question?
Luke: Aaaahhhhoww! Luke (thinking): How many tongue piercings does he have? Jan: Blaarrgh! You are a sick bleep, bro! A bleeping sick bleep! Luke: Aah yuu thaying thangirlth did thith? Fangirl: Teehee~! Laura: Exactly. Luke: Buh…tha’ wath inthane! Laura: Plausibility makes no difference to them. Jan: Well, then, you bleeps are bleepin’ sick!! Fangirls: Hee!… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 14/60
Enter Hannah the Jan fangirl. Fangirl: holy *bleeping bleep* Jan is the best *bleeping* character known to *bleeping* man!!! he’s so *bleeping* nifty and shmexy and he has those PIERCINGS and hes got that *bleeping* fabulously amazing BEANIE!!! omg!! How could anyone not LOVE JAN???? JAN is the *BLEEPING BLEEP*!! I love the way he… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 15/60
Sean and Lake the Luke fanboys enter, while Kim, as usual, thinks about TV. [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] Kim (thinking): So…”fangirls” can compel a hot blond guy to make out with his dead brother. Fanboy: Take a look at Luke. He looks like Alucard with blonde hair and it makes him look soooo handsome! Look at how… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 16/60
Fanboy: kick everyone’s behind if only he was a real vampire. It would be so cool if they had had him join Hellsing as a permanat character or even as a secondary one because he is just sooo handsome and cool. I wish I could be like him Luke: A little help here, please? Kim:… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 17/60
Cori the baobhan sith fanboy and Kiyuu the baobhan sith fangirl join the fray. Fanboy: I have a great deal of respect and love for Sithy! She’s the only one whose recorded so far as to getting the closest to Integra, she almost got Seras called, although I love Seras to death. She came in… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 18/60
Fangirl: I can’t belive you were killed so easily!! you are REALLY cool and my god did i mention you’re SEXY??? Luke fanboy: blinded by it later on. Fanboy: Order 09: Red Rose Vertigo is my favorite episodes in the Hellsing Anime Series, with Order 07: Duel. Laura: Any chance we could keep just a… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 19/60
Take a look at the computer monitor in the fangirl world . . . you can see this comic in progress, with a large white blank where the photo then got put in. The Path of the Portal Exit: “Disruptors of Integra’s mission” subcircle of Hell Diverted from: Integra’s office Inadvertent twist: sky over eastern… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 20/60