A bit of amateur necromancy, a mishap with a magic spell, a few crossed links between reality – and the fans of a bunch of deceased characters finally get the chance to latch on to their obsessions, even though it means going to Hell and back.

Fangirls Are Hell 1/60

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Note from 2017: Back in the day I had a note about Republican voters not actually going to Hell…but that may no longer apply, considering how wholeheartedly the party has embraced greed, wrath, hating thy neighbor, bearing false witness, and more. In Hell, along with the circles reserved for the major sins (greed, lust, voting… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 1/60

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Our story begins with Tasha the baobhan sith fangirl . . . Fangirl: Wow! Baobhan Sith is soo cool. Integra should have let her bite her, I would have. She looks really cool when she’s licking up Integra’s blood. She didn’t even get a hair out of place while doing it! She’s so special because… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 2/60

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Chao the Luke fangirl makes a typical energetic entrance. [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] An interesting case, is Luke Valentine. Luke: What an odd creature… Cause of death: eaten. (By a doggy!) This was, understandably, a traumatic experience. So the first part of his time in Hell was spent recovering. It should be noted that fangirls are not conducive… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 3/60

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In Luke’s case, though, the presence of fangirls may help with the recovery of an essential and badly damaged part of his psyche… Fangirl: He’s so fluffy and intelligent. I would gice my blood to just pamper his hair and put different colored ribbons in his hair all day. Even if he did make Alucard… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 4/60

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Add Alison the Luke fangirl to the mix, and Jan starts getting jealous. [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] Luke (thinking): I get two? Well, I suppose it’s only natural. Fangirl: I don’t consider my obsession as a rant, but I do like Luke. It was Jan I started liking, but then transgressed to Luke. I guess there’s something about… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 5/60

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Enter St. Jimmy, Bettina, and Blade the Jan fangirls to cheer him up. Jan: Why the beelping bleep would any bleeping fangirl choose my bleep brother over me? I am the bleeping bleep! I bleeping rule! [Visual “bleep”] [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] Jan: Now what the bleep is that? Fangirl: I love Jan!!! He’s so awesomly… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 6/60

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Fangirl: I mean come on who doesn’t love a psyched guy that loves to blow things up and has a brother who was eaten…by a doggy. Fangirl: but that’s part of what’s so damn cool about him! I love how excited and into what he’s doing he gets, and how he cusses and yells and… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 7/60

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Fangirl: And seriously if Walter wasn’t soooooo cool in whipping his a$$ I would have wanted to see him live a bit longer, but you know Walter…he’s cool and old. But don’t worry I still really like Jan! Jessica: Do I mean nothing to you, Leif? Aren’t I better than a bunch of silly little… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 8/60

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Enter Katie the Luke fangirl and Sophia the Jan fangirl. [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] [EEEEEEEEEEE!!] Luke: More of them! Jan: Bleep yeah! Fangirl: just how he’s always got this grinning, wide-eyed expression on his face. And the piercings! Way cool! he’s just so bleeping awesome-looking! Fangirl: I’m such a cute little devil but compared to Jan I’m a… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 9/60

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Reporter-girl Kim. Let it be said that I tend to portray her in Shine as more twisted than I think she actually is, in order to justify her being in Hell. If this comic were entirely serious, I’d put her in Heaven. Fangirl: It would take a lot to make a cooler hat then that.… Continue reading Fangirls Are Hell 10/60