Filler. If it’s like halfway through 2018 and you’re still seeing this, feel free to comment and complain.
[SLAM] Walter: Oh my…You look like something the cat dragged in. Seras: It’s raining. Walter: Rain? In England? My word. Seras: Grr… Walter: Don’t worry; we’re used to it.
Seras: Sir Integra! Officer Victoria, ready to report! [yawn] [nok nok] [rub rub] [swish] [smooth smooth] [flick] Integra: Come in. Seras (thinking): She’s been up all night too! How has she not lost any of that poise?
Integra: Straighten up and give your report, Police Girl. Seras: Sorry, sir. It’s just…it’s pouring and I’ve been out all night…and I’m soaked and… …Captain Bernadette… Integra: Say no more.
Seras: As to the mission…well, sir, we staked out the places specified, according to the analysis of the vampire’s pattern. Execution was perfect; we didn’t miss a detail. Additionally, our usual standard of alertness was maintained all night. Integra: And…? Seras: And, nothing. Integra: Pardon? Seras: Nothing, sir. We didn’t see a speck of action… Continue reading Cats Are People Too 4/54
Integra: Very well. Dismissed. Seras: Yes, sir. One thing… Integra: Yes? Seras: Could you perhaps, please, not call me “police girl”? Integra: All right.
[skritch skritch] Seras: Really?! Integra: Dismissed, Officer Victoria.
Seras (thinking): I should put this away. I wonder where the laundry is?… I could find Walter…but he’s probably asleep…maybe I should just wait until it dries and put it in my laundry basket…Huh? [me-yeeew]
Integra (thinking): Uh. Alucard: You’ll never sort it out without sleeping first. Integra: Your riddles, you mean. Alucard: The flaw in your analysis. The reason why you didn’t catch the vampire. Integra: And I suppose you know what it is? Alucard: Of course.
Integra: Right, then — tell me. Alucard: If you go get some rest, I will. Integra: I don’t negotiate with vampires. … …However, as I’ll be retiring now regardless, you might as well explain.