Enrico: Halloween… a disconcertingly pagan holiday, unconsciously or deliberately spreading irreverence and heresy among the young. Renaldo: Father Maxwell, is it really that bad? It isn’t as if any pagan sect is actively wielding Halloween as a threat to Catholicism. It’s almost a secular holiday. Enrico: Yes, but have you seen some of the costumes?… Continue reading Little Enrico’s Halloween 1/7
Mother Maxwell: Now remember to thank and bless everyone who gives you something. Enrico: Uh-huh, uh-huh. Erin: Excuse me… Enrico: Do you mind? I’m trying to do a flashback here. Erin: Oh, I won’t be long, don’t worry. Erin: I just wanted to let you all know that it’s my birthday. My seventeenth, actually. (And… Continue reading Little Enrico’s Halloween 2/7
Mother Maxwell: Now remember to thank and bless everyone who gives you something. Enrico: Uh-huh, uh-huh. ding-dong Mother Maxwell: Ah, your friends must be here. Mother Maxwell: Heinkel, Yumiko, you look adorable. Yumiko: Thanks, Mother Maxwell! Hi, ‘Rico! Heinkel: Heya, ‘Rico. Mother Maxwell: Heinkel, you’re a wolf? Heinkel: Not just any wolf! I’m the wolf… Continue reading Little Enrico’s Halloween 3/7
Enrico: Thanks! Yumiko: And God bless you! Heinkel: Rico, don’t look now, but… Heinkel: … I think we’re being followed. Enrico: Oh no! What if it’s a vampire? Yumiko: A vampire? Enrico: Uh-huh! Halloween is the best night of the year for evil creatures like that. Vampires and werewolves and demons and… and… and Buddhists… Continue reading Little Enrico’s Halloween 4/7
Alex (thinking): A werewolf, a fraud in the shape of the Pope, and their hooded companion, doubtless demonic… they must be stopped. Alex: In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Ghost — AMEN! Children: [screaming] Yumiko: Eek! Heinkel: Yumiko! [clak]
Yumie: He spilled — my — candy… Yumie: Kyaaaa!! [CLASH!] Enrico: Woohoo! Go Yumie! Heinkel: All riiiiiight! Nobody expects the Yumie Inquisition!
Enrico: Yeah! Heinkel: That was amazing! Heinkel (present): Oh please. That is not how it happened and you know it. Enrico: Now really, Heinkel! Who’s telling this story, anyway? Actually, I shouldn’t be telling this at all tonight of all nights, I can’t relax and let my duties be neglected. Heinkel: Alex was in costume… Continue reading Little Enrico’s Halloween 7/7