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When all-work-and-no-play Integra gets a party invitation and Walter convinces her to accept it, Seras informs her that she absolutely HAS to go shopping. Needless to say, Integra is less than enthusiastic about the idea.
Walter: Sir Integra, the mail is here. Integra: Anything useful? Walter: Let’s see…credit card offer — junk…magazine subscription — junk…local store promotion — junk… Walter: Party invitation… Integra: Junk…
Walter: Sir, I think this might be a beneficial thing for you to attend. You do need to take a break every once in a while. [It’s an old-fashioned fancy dress ball…] Integra: I have my duties, Walter. I don’t have time to waste on social frivolities such as exchanging small talk with the rest… Continue reading Shopping Spree 2/28
Note from The Future: Of course women can wear tuxedos (and look amazing doing it) anywhere they like. And on some level Seras knows this. She just really wants to see Integra in a dress, and is jumping on this excuse like a cat on a laser pointer. Integra: When will this “ball” take place?… Continue reading Shopping Spree 3/28
Pulled the sound effects (*twinkle*) from a scan the Hellsing manga. Seras: You have to wear a dress to a fancy ball like this. A special dress, bought just for the occasion! Which means that you have to go SHOPPING! Can I come? Please? I may not be human anymore, but I still have female… Continue reading Shopping Spree 4/28
The tone on Integra’s hair will keep getting lighter until I finally settle on a shade, about halfway through this storyline. Integra: (heh) Seras, relax…I understand. And I must commend you on your…timely appearance. Integra: Very timely. It was planned, was it not? Walter: It was. Walter: Miss Victoria was quite eager to help you… Continue reading Shopping Spree 5/28
The International House Of (X) will be shopped at again. International House of Designer Dresses Seras: Wow! This is absolutely amazing! Incredible! Integra: I think we lost Seras. Walter: At least we can still hear her… Seras: I found some outfits for you to try on, Sir Integra! Integra (thinking): What have I gotten myself… Continue reading Shopping Spree 6/28
This is where I ran out of dress ideas, so I started purloining from Sailor Moon. Seras: Eh…no. Walter: It doesn’t suit you. Seras: I don’t think so. Walter: Just like the last four. Integra: I’m not even showing this one to you. Seras: The salmon? Walter: Probably a good idea.
Seras: Perhaps if you smiled and relaxed, instead of looking so stern… Walter: Perhaps if you chose outfits to match Integra, instead of just what you find appealing… Seras: Oh…right…I… Alucard (telepathy): Stop dwelling on your error and focus on the problem at hand. Seras (thinking): Right! Seras: Let’s see. An outfit should accent your… Continue reading Shopping Spree 8/28
I don’t know why she’s back in her suit in that last panel. For continuity purposes, pretend she’s in another wacky dress. Walter: A good thought, Seras. Seras: Thanks…So, what do you think is Sir Integra’s best feature? Seras&Walter: Her eyes.
Walter: They are a rather stunning shade of blue. Seras: Stay right here, Sir Integra… Now that I know what to look for, I’ll find the perfect gown. Just you wait!