Integra: We can’t possibly do that– Alunacard: Yes…actually, we can. Kim: Eeeeek! Talking eight-eyed dog! Integra (thinking): I though the Sailor Knights were chosen by destiny. Alunacard (thinking): They are. She already is one. But she doesn’t need to know that. Integra (thinking): And since when are you telepathic? Alunacard (thinking): Since always. I just… Continue reading Act 3 Page 13
Integra: That’s “sir.” Soldier: Eh? Integra: The Royal Protestant Knights are an ordained order. As such, I am by inheritance a knight, and the proper form of address for me is “sir.” You don’t have to agree with me, Commander. Just follow orders. Soldier: Yes, m– Sir Integra! Kim (thinking): This is great! No camera,… Continue reading Act 3 Page 14
Kim: Hey, ah…do you think you could maybe say something? Because you’re cool, you really are, but it’s freaking me out just a little here… Masked Vampire: I’ve been hungry for so very long… …but you’re going to help me change that. [CHOMP] [Act III – End]
A., You can’t expect the heroine to be perfectly realistic. This is a manga, after all. Nice stationary, by the way. Are you actually in Asia, or just near a fancy paper factor? –I. P.S. Lunch sounds lovely. The usual place? Or shall I drop by (wherever you are)?
[BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP] Integra (narrating): I’m Integra Wingates Van Helsing. Secretly leader of the Hellsing Organization. Integra: Ugh…why did I set my alarm when it’s Saturday? Integra (narrating): Also — and this is an even bigger secret — a Sailor Knight, one of four, looking for the others. Alunacard: Because you wanted to meet… Continue reading Act 4 Page 1
Integra (thinking): Too bad she couldn’t just come here… [Integra replay mode] Integra: Walter, do you think I could bring a friend over? Integra (narrating): Walter is more like an uncle than my real uncle ever was. But now he’s technically under my command. Walter: Certainly, you could. Integra: I mean, should I? Integra (thinking):… Continue reading Act 3 Page 2
or, Dead Girls Have Feelings Too
A most unlikely fusion. Lots of genderswap and short skirts. (Upload in progress. Start from page 1.)