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Integra (narrating): I’m Integra Wingates Van Helsing. Secretly leader of the Hellsing Organization.
Integra: Ugh…why did I set my alarm when it’s Saturday?
Integra (narrating): Also — and this is an even bigger secret — a Sailor Knight, one of four, looking for the others.
Alunacard: Because you wanted to meet with Alexandra this morning.
Integra (narrating): This is Alunacard, my talking dog. (Don’t ask.) He gave Alex and me the means to turn into Sailor Knights.
Integra: It was a rhetorical question, Alunacard.
Integra (narrating): A classmate named Kim was also supposed to get Sailor Knight powers last night, but I haven’t seen her since.