or, “Enormous…Guns” Jokes Never Get Old
Walter: We’ve confirmed that this castle is the property of a Japanese firm — but it’s currently up for auction. It’s ideal for a vampire. Or several. Integra (narrating): I only got about two scenes last time, so I skipped the introduction. Don’t worry, I’ll be brief. You already know me, I hope: Integra. Knight,… Continue reading Act 7 Page 1
Integra: Me, the leader… Alex: We all knew it was coming. Even before Alunacard made it official. You’re the strongest non-regenerator I know. Narration: Alexandra Anderson, Sailor Regenerator. Enhanced by technology and maybe not quite human, though she insists she is. Kim: don’t be so shocked! when you turn out to be a secret princess,… Continue reading Act 7 Page 2
Integra (thinking): I wish we had more information on this castle. Well, it can’t be helped. [FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP] Integra (thinking): Huh? [FWAP FWAP FWAP FWAP] Integra: Helicopters…? Why is the SAS here? Soldier: Miss Integral Van Helsing! I am hereby ordering your organization to make a complete withdrawal. Integra: And why is that,… Continue reading Act 7 Page 3
Integra: But it does mean you’re no longer equipped to deal with them — Soldier: It isn’t your place to tell us what we’re able to do, little missy. They are our responsibility, and we will take care of them. Just try to remember that you’re not the only outfit trying to protect this country.… Continue reading Act 7 Page 4
Alucard (dream): he he he HA HA HA HAHAHA — SHRIIIEEK Master (dream): Vampire, you have a new Master now. Walter: Integra…Integra! Wake up, Integra. The castle…it’s been demolished. Integra: What time is it? Walter: Close to midnight. The SAS troops are all missing, too. Every last one.
Integra: Commander Gareth, report! Gareth (radio): Sir Integra, we’ve found the SAS troops. We were right about vampires. They’ve all been killed. But, sir…they’re not ghouls. Integra: What?! Gareth: They’re all freaks. Fifty-five vampire servants. Integra: That’s bad. Gareth: Very. Integra (thinking): Something doesn’t feel right here… Integra: Keep your men together — all eight… Continue reading Act 7 Page 6
Walter: Sir Integra, we’ve landed. Integra: Gareth — I’m losing you — Gareth (radio): Sir Integral, we’ve lost contact with Nelson — [CRASH] [SNARRLL] [BLAM BLAM BLAMBLAMBLAM] Integra: Gareth! If you can hear me…withdraw! Walter: Sir Integral — Integra! Wait! There’s nothing you can do for them on your own. You can’t just rush in… Continue reading Act 7 Page 7
Integra (thinking): …or maybe not. Alex: Dust to Dust!! Integra: Search and Destroy!! Pip: Kill a Monster!! Alex: How many of these things did you say there were? Kim: one behind you! Integra: Fifty-five. Alex: Dust to Dust!! Fifty-five dog-freaks? Integra: Canine vampire servants. Alex: Yeah, that. Vampire: I think perhaps it is time to… Continue reading Act 7 Page 8
Vampire: Okay, boys, you can hold off for a bit. Integra: They’re backing off…?! Pip: Someone’s up there! Vampire: Hello, girls. Nice night, isn’t it? I see you’ve enjoyed the party so far.