Act 4: Ghoul
or, Dead Girls Have Feelings Too
World's second-most-popular Hellsing-related comic.
or, Dead Girls Have Feelings Too
[BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP] Integra (narrating): I’m Integra Wingates Van Helsing. Secretly leader of the Hellsing Organization. Integra: Ugh…why did I set my alarm when it’s Saturday? Integra (narrating): Also — and this is an even bigger secret — a Sailor Knight, one of four, looking for the others. Alunacard: Because you wanted to meet… Continue reading Act 4 Page 1
Integra (thinking): Too bad she couldn’t just come here… [Integra replay mode] Integra: Walter, do you think I could bring a friend over? Integra (narrating): Walter is more like an uncle than my real uncle ever was. But now he’s technically under my command. Walter: Certainly, you could. Integra: I mean, should I? Integra (thinking):… Continue reading Act 4 Page 2
Brenner: I am not a trash can, pointy-hair! Integra: Don’t waste my time today, creep! I’m in a hurry! Brenner: And where could a carefree child be off to in such a hurry on a Saturday morning, pointy-hair? Integra: I’m not a child! And don’t call me pointy-hair! Besides… I may be young, but I’m… Continue reading Act 4 Page 3
Integra: Alex! Alex: Hey, Integra! You’re on time! Now, why aren’t you ever this punctual on school days? Integra: I don’t get a lot of sleep. It’s gray and windy…vampires love days like these. So where’s Alunacard? Alex: He’s not with you? Integra: He’s keeping things from us. He’s telepathic, too, and only told me… Continue reading Act 4 Page 4
Integra: But still, it makes me wonder just how many of my thoughts he can read…and what other secrets he’s keeping. Alex: Has he ever actually lied to you outright? Integra: Not as far as I know…aha! Alunacard! Where have you been? What kept you? Alunacard: Kim. Integra: And where is she? Alunacard: Right now?… Continue reading Act 4 Page 5
Integra: Kim…? [SWAY SWAY] [CLIK] Integra: Guard! Don’t shoot! Don’t hurt her — that’s an order! [CREEEAK] [WRENCH] Integra: What th–? You’re not even going to try to restrain her?
Guard: But — Miss Integra, you said — Integra: That’s Sir Integra to you! And I said not to shoot or hurt! I never revoked your standing order not to let intruders in the house! The three of us are going in. Hold your position, and keep any further visitors out! Guard (thinking): “Three”? Integra:… Continue reading Act 4 Page 7
Integra: How can she become a sailor knight now? Alunacard: You and Alex must release her from the vampire’s control. Integra: You knew this was going to happen, didn’t you? Alunacard: Yes. Integra: Why didn’t you tell us beforehand, then?? We could have prevented it! Saved her! Alunacard: It had to happen. Integra: What?? Alunacard:… Continue reading Act 4 Page 8
Integra & Alex: MAKE UP!!