Alex: Call me Alex. Pip: Why not Alexandra? Alex: Would you like to call me by your full name, Philippa? Pip: Alex it is. So, Alex — we were talking about that new video game. It’s a huge hit right now. It combines the elements of a normal RPG…characters, a quest, and a fairly involved… Continue reading Act 6 Page 3
Pip: See you tomorrow! Okay, Alex…you want to see the game? Let’s go. [Now Featuring…CODE NAME SAILOR V] Pip: “V” for “vampire,” you see. Alex: …Wow.
Pip: Here you go… [LOADING…BATTLE START!] Alex: What kind of vampire is that? Pip: A low-level one. Alex: No, no, I mean the outfit. Not to mention Sailor V’s, um, unusual proportions… Pip: Says something about the character designer’s personal life, doesn’t it? But the game is cool enough that you can overlook those parts.… Continue reading Act 6 Page 7
Pip: Geez, Alex…you’re so good at this… Are you sure you’re not secretly a vampire yourself? Alex: How dare you? Vampires are monsters! Demons! Their whole existence is a blasphemy against God! I’d die before becoming one! Pip: Hey, chill! I was just kidding! Crowd (thinking): She’s completely stopped watching her game… Crowd: Dodge! Quick!… Continue reading Act 6 Page 9
Integra (thinking): As long as I’m here, may as well check out the Sailor V game. Still haven’t gotten around to playing it. [INTRODUCTION] [What are those things? They’re not human…] [We were sent to apprehend a priest who…] Integra (thinking): A village with a vampire priest…D-11 sent in…a girl turned vampire…this is Seras’ story.… Continue reading Act 12 Page 9