Integra: We can’t possibly do that– Alunacard: Yes…actually, we can. Kim: Eeeeek! Talking eight-eyed dog! Integra (thinking): I though the Sailor Knights were chosen by destiny. Alunacard (thinking): They are. She already is one. But she doesn’t need to know that. Integra (thinking): And since when are you telepathic? Alunacard (thinking): Since always. I just… Continue reading Act 3 Page 13
Integra: That’s “sir.” Soldier: Eh? Integra: The Royal Protestant Knights are an ordained order. As such, I am by inheritance a knight, and the proper form of address for me is “sir.” You don’t have to agree with me, Commander. Just follow orders. Soldier: Yes, m– Sir Integra! Kim (thinking): This is great! No camera,… Continue reading Act 3 Page 14
Kim: Hey, ah…do you think you could maybe say something? Because you’re cool, you really are, but it’s freaking me out just a little here… Masked Vampire: I’ve been hungry for so very long… …but you’re going to help me change that. [CHOMP] [Act III – End]
or, Dead Girls Have Feelings Too
[BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP] Integra (narrating): I’m Integra Wingates Van Helsing. Secretly leader of the Hellsing Organization. Integra: Ugh…why did I set my alarm when it’s Saturday? Integra (narrating): Also — and this is an even bigger secret — a Sailor Knight, one of four, looking for the others. Alunacard: Because you wanted to meet… Continue reading Act 4 Page 1
Integra: Kim…? [SWAY SWAY] [CLIK] Integra: Guard! Don’t shoot! Don’t hurt her — that’s an order! [CREEEAK] [WRENCH] Integra: What th–? You’re not even going to try to restrain her?
Integra: Stop where you are, Kim! You’re cornered! Alex: I’ll take care of her. Integra: Don’t! That’ll kill her! Alex: She’s about to kill herself — look! Integra (thinking): Would a fall from this height destroy a ghoul? Now is not the time to find out! Integra: No you don’t!! [SWISH] Integra: Aaaaaaaaahhhh!!
[SNATCH] Alex: Got her… …?? Integra: You…you’re the one who turned Kim. Alucard: Yes. Integra: We need you to break your control over her. She’s a Sailor Knight, like us. Alex (thinking): How does she do it? She’s hanging from a balcony three stories up, held only by a vampire, of all things — and… Continue reading Act 4 Page 11
Note from The Future: Really should’ve had them fight him for Kim. Whoops. [GRAB] [SWING] Integra: But that’s not all there is to it, right? She’s Sailor Ghoul. That meks her unique. Alucard: She is not Sailor Ghoul just yet. Integra: So she won’t be unique until she transforms. Will that also break your control?… Continue reading Act 4 Page 12
Alex: Hey! Masked Vampire! You keep helping us, and we don’t even know your name. Who are you? Are you really our ally, or an enemy in disguise? You’re surrounded. Talk! Kim: what happened…? [sssshhh] Alex: Hey!! No fair leaving through the floor!