Act 1 Page 05
Brenner: Heh…only thirty percent? No wonder you threw this away. [SNATCH] Integra: Shut up! I had a bad day, that’s all! And if I looked as creepy as you do, I wouldn’t go mocking how other people look! [heh]
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Act 1 Page 06
Brenner: I wasn’t mocking how you look, only pointing out that you have pointy hair. Pointy-hair. Integra: Fine. Just forget it! [STOMP STOMP] Brenner: She’s tough. Integra: What a day! I need a nap… [flop] [TAP TAP] Come in! Nobody at the door? What the…?
Act 4 Page 3
Brenner: I am not a trash can, pointy-hair! Integra: Don’t waste my time today, creep! I’m in a hurry! Brenner: And where could a carefree child be off to in such a hurry on a Saturday morning, pointy-hair? Integra: I’m not a child! And don’t call me pointy-hair! Besides… I may be young, but I’m… Continue reading Act 4 Page 3
Act 5 Cover
Act 5: J. H. Brenner or, That Darn Tie Is Staring At Me
Act 5 Page 5
Integra: What th–You again?! Are you stalking me?!? Brenner: Stalking? Nonsense. You probably see hundreds of people as often as you do me. You simply remember me because I greet you. And that is because you yourself are very memorable. Integra: What…is that? This pattern on your glove…
Act 5 Page 6
Integra (thinking): This is that same insignia… It was on the glove of the masked vampire, and it has the name “Hellsing” on it…Where on Earth do you get a glove with this kind of pattern? Intercom: Attention, passengers! Due to unexpected flooding in a tunnel, this train has been halted. Please be patient. We… Continue reading Act 5 Page 6
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Kim: …cogito ergo sum! Alex (thinking): That’s her whole ability? She thinks herself into being? Geez… Brenner: These gloves? I came across them in a quaint little thrift shop. Unusual, aren’t they? Have you ever seen a design like this before? Integra: Yes, actually. And I’m still not convinced you’re ont a stalker. Integra (thinking):… Continue reading Act 5 Page 8
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Brenner: Do you always hold hands with suspected stalkers, pointy-hair? Integra: I am not holding hands with you, creep! And quit calling me that ridiculous nickname! Brenner: Well, you always call me “creep,” so it’s only fair. Let’s make a deal. I’ll call you by your real name, and you call me J. H. Brenner.… Continue reading Act 5 Page 9
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Alex: That’s the last of them. Kim: but what about all this dust and mess? are we just going to leave it here? Alex: A unit from Hellsing will show up soon. Just hope they bring their dustbusters. Kim: and how will they deal with the car you sliced in half? Alex: They’ll manage. Integra:… Continue reading Act 5 Page 10
Act 5 Page 11
Integra: …Okay, thanks. Gotta go now. Brenner: See you later, pointy-hair. Integra: Bye! Alex: …so now that she’s used her power, she can go in and out of her sailor form while keeping her mind. Still can’t eat human food, though. Kim: but, come on, Integra, focus on what’s really important here! giving you ice… Continue reading Act 5 Page 11