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Act 1: Integra
[CHEDDAR KILLING SPREE] Arthur (thinking): Another “incident” made its way into the news…which would perhaps be less worrisome if only my dear daughter could wake up on time. [RARE BOOKS RECOVERED] [MERGERS PLANNED] Arthur: INTEGRA! Integra: Oh no! I’m going to be late again!
Integra (narrating): My name is Integra. Integra Wingates Van Helsing. Age 13. And late for school, not for the first time. I missed breakfast again, too. [TRIP] [THUD.] Integra: Ow. What did I trip on? A dog?!
Integra: Sorry, puppy… Are you okay? [whimper] Aww! You’re funny-looking, but kind of cute! Let’s get this dingy bandage off… [SHOVE] Eight eyes?!
Integra: Oh, no, now I’m really late! Teacher’s gonna kill me… Integra (narrating): Which is how I missed my first class, lost my bag, and didn’t turn in my homework. And to top it all off, I failed a quiz because I was up all night watching a vampire hunt. That’s right — vampires. My… Continue reading Act 1 Page 04
Brenner: Heh…only thirty percent? No wonder you threw this away. [SNATCH] Integra: Shut up! I had a bad day, that’s all! And if I looked as creepy as you do, I wouldn’t go mocking how other people look! [heh]
Brenner: I wasn’t mocking how you look, only pointing out that you have pointy hair. Pointy-hair. Integra: Fine. Just forget it! [STOMP STOMP] Brenner: She’s tough. Integra: What a day! I need a nap… [flop] [TAP TAP] Come in! Nobody at the door? What the…?
Integra: Oh, wow, it’s you! Creepy eight-eyed dog! And you brought my books to me! You must be trained or something! Alunacard: “Or something”, yes. Integra: Did it just…talk?! Alunacard: My name is Alunacard. I’ve been looking for you, Integra Van Helsing. I need your help. A catastrophe is coming, and you must help avert–… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 07
Arthur: Integra… Integra: Dad… Arthur: There’s so much I wanted to teach you, Integra. Never forget… You may be late most of the time, and you may make mistakes. But you are the daughter of the lineage of Abraham Van Helsing. You will lead this organization and you will rise to the challenge. Integra…be glorious.