To see the whole thing: Start from page 1 To see the pages never posted before: Skip to the Chapter 16 intro page If all you want is an executive summary of the fun bits: Skip to the arc overviews Other links: Chapter index | Characters | Artbook A most unlikely fusion. Lots of genderswap… Continue reading Pretty Knight Sailor Hellsing
Integra (narrating): My name is Integra. Integra Wingates Van Helsing. Age 13. And late for school, not for the first time. I missed breakfast again, too. [TRIP] [THUD.] Integra: Ow. What did I trip on? A dog?!
Integra: Sorry, puppy… Are you okay? [whimper] Aww! You’re funny-looking, but kind of cute! Let’s get this dingy bandage off… [SHOVE] Eight eyes?!
Integra: Oh, no, now I’m really late! Teacher’s gonna kill me… Integra (narrating): Which is how I missed my first class, lost my bag, and didn’t turn in my homework. And to top it all off, I failed a quiz because I was up all night watching a vampire hunt. That’s right — vampires. My… Continue reading Act 1 Page 04
Brenner: I wasn’t mocking how you look, only pointing out that you have pointy hair. Pointy-hair. Integra: Fine. Just forget it! [STOMP STOMP] Brenner: She’s tough. Integra: What a day! I need a nap… [flop] [TAP TAP] Come in! Nobody at the door? What the…?
Integra: Oh, wow, it’s you! Creepy eight-eyed dog! And you brought my books to me! You must be trained or something! Alunacard: “Or something”, yes. Integra: Did it just…talk?! Alunacard: My name is Alunacard. I’ve been looking for you, Integra Van Helsing. I need your help. A catastrophe is coming, and you must help avert–… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 07
Integra: Oh, it’s you. Look, Alunacard, I don’t know if I can help you. I’ve just been left in charge of Hellsing… Alunacard: I know what has happened, and you’re in danger. Here. [schlorp] [shine] Integra: What’s this…? It’s pretty, but… Alunacard: It will transform you. Into a knight who can avert the catastrophe that… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 09
Richard: I have waited decades for my brother’s death. That brat will not snatch Hellsing from me! Walter now knows about the death — he will doubtlessly be back here by tomorrow. We can’t plot in his presence. Bring her to me. Alive if possible. Dead if necessary. Alunacard: Do you see? Integra: What’s going… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 11
Alunacard: The basement? Integra: Yes — it’s like a maze down here. If I can hide here until Walter gets home– Alunacard: You can’t rely on Walter all your life. As a Sailor Knight, you should defend yourself. Integra: You keep saying that! So I have magic powers? I still don’t know how to use… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 12
Integra (thinking): He just ripped through Uncle’s men like rags…and then vanished! Just like that! Richard: Well — it’s gone — I don’t need my men to dispose of you! You’re helpless! Alunacard: Integra — you are far from helpless. This is how to use your power. Take your pin, and hold it out! Aim,… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 14