The Eagle of Hermes

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Stephen: HISSSS… Stephen: …Jon? Jon: Let her go, Stephen. Stephen: Are you crazy? She tried to kill me! Jon: Stephen, she’s a nun! Stephen: Yes, Jon. She’s with the Vatican’s Section XIII. I told you about them! See that dagger in front of you? Jon: Is that — stuck in the floor? Stephen: Not only… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 10

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Other trinkets in that drawer include the things Stephen eagerly prepared for Papa Bear’s visit in the 200th episode (January 17, 2007). Jon: There, see? It’s gone. Is that better? Stephen: What do you mean, “better”? Once ninja-nun-girl wakes up and gets out of here, I’m done for! Unless you want to keep her tied… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 11

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Yeah, I know the bandages aren’t obeying any known laws of physics. Heinkel, like Anderson, is fourth-dimensional. Heinkel: Stand aside, human. You don’t want to ruin your nice suit. Stephen: JON!! Jon: H-hey! Listen, sir…uh, ma’am?…it’s not what you think! Don’t shoot! Can’t we talk about this? Heinkel: …I see. You’re under his thrall. DOn’t… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 12

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Heinkel: Shut up, Sister Kim. You were told not to go running in before– Kim: It’s a code I.F.H., boss. Heinkel: You’re sure? Kim: Positive. Jon: …Is that good? Heinkel: … Jon: WHOA! Not good! Not good! Heinkel: Vampire. You untie Sister Kim and allow her to restrain you, and this man lives, Understood?

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The ropes have blessed silver thread woven into them, so Stephen can’t break them. Jon just gets his hands tied, because Jon is not fast enough to dodge a bullet. Stephen: This is not how I imagined it would feel to have a woman tie me up. Jon: You’ve never imagined a woman tying you… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 14

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Hellsing readers will recognize Heinkel’s wound as one sustained on the front lines in ’99. Jon: What did you go and do that for?! Heinkel: He’ll be fine. It would take far more than that to do any real damage. Jon: That’s not the point! You had him under control — all tied up with… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 15

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Riffing on Wilmore-Oliver Investigates, a recurring Daily Show segment. The art style is the one Hirano uses for his end-of-volume omake. (And it’s not any less bizarre when he does it.) Wilmore and Oliver INVESTIGATE Larry Wilmore: So it turns out there’s been a vampire coming into the studio and biting our boss for years.… Continue reading Chapter 1 Omake

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Helloooo, classic Hellsing scenario. 1999. Stephen: Jon, I’m telling you! They rule the night and feast on– Jon: You’re welcome to sleep here if you want, Stephen. But I’m going home! Jon (thinking): That man…! The President’s probably been shot, and all he can talk about is vampires! When you can bet he would be… Continue reading Chapter 2 Page 01

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The scary toothy Lewis Black is stolen from an homage to Fake News Rumble. Ghoul: GRAAAGH… Jon: Whoa! (oh f@#k oh f@#k oh f@#k oh f@#k…) Hey…easy there…Nice zombie. Good zombie…Nothing to see here. You can just shamble along now… AHHH! Ghoul: RAAAGH!