Or did I just blow your mind?
Stephen: All of this is just a fancy ploy to get me to agree to leave the country with you! You still haven’t spilled my secret to the news. I could go right back to my job tomorrow, with nobody the wiser.
If you really cared about me, that’s what you would do. Set me up with a food supply in the city, and leave me here. That’s what I need, not any of this nonsense about “figuring out who I am.” I already know. I’m Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report. That ought to be more than enough for anyone.
Seras: You realize you’d be clinging to denial?
Stephen: You realize “denial” is just an anagram for “nailed”?