Jon: …with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report! Stephen, my friend! How are you? Stephen: The real question is, Jon…how are you? Jon: Me? I’m doing okay. Stephen: Really, Jon? Really? Because unnamed sources tell me you got bitten in the attack. Don’t you think you’re a little…too okay? Jon: “Unnamed sources”? Stephen, it’s been… Continue reading Chapter 7 Page 01
All the Stephen cheesecake this story has had, it’s high time I got to draw some scantily clad Integra. TV: …That’s our show! Join us next week; here it is, your moment of Zen! Integra (thinking): Those two… Integra: I legitimately cannot tell whether this is the worst idea I’ve ever had, or the best.
And They All Died Happily Ever After
The Vatican. Maccabee: Thank you for your report, Kim and Heinkel. I think we can let the matter rest for now. Heinkel: Due respect, Father Maccabee…why? Maccabee: Somehow, Heinkel, even when you call me “Father”… …you make it sound like “kid.” As for Colbert — have you ever seen his file? There’s a reason he… Continue reading Chapter 7 Page 04
I’m thinking God’s first sign of disapproval would be undoing whatever miracle is holding Heinkel’s bandages in place. Maccabee: In the meantime, it really does seem as though all he wants to do is host this TV show of his. If Hellsing is willing to take on the burden of his upkeep, there won’t be… Continue reading Chapter 7 Page 05
New York City. Stephen: You really need to do something about this habit of lurking outside at night… One of these days, it’ll come back to bite you.
Jon: Evening, Stephen. So…”Master”, eh? Stephen: Hey! That slipped out. Completely by accident. Let’s never speak of it again. Jon: All right, sir. What’s with the suit? Not that it doesn’t look sharp, but… Stephen: It makes the white gloves look natural. When it’s not on the gloves, your sigil is kind of burned into… Continue reading Chapter 7 Page 07
Layout is a callback to chapter 1 page 05. A vampire needs soil from its native ground in order to sleep. When Dracula originally came to England, he brought about fifty separate samples; Van Helsing and company set out to track them all down and neutralize them (by sprinkling them with communion wafers, which have… Continue reading Chapter 7 Page 08
Jon: My car’s back at the new studio. We can give your driver the night off. Stephen: You know… …I could just switch on my illusion powers and fly us there. Jon: Stephen. It would be irresponsible to make you whip out your powers every time it made things more convenient for us. Stephen: I… Continue reading Chapter 7 Page 09
Stephen: The Lincoln Approval is now in effect. Hold release until the order has been fulfilled.