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Other trinkets in that drawer include the things Stephen eagerly prepared for Papa Bear’s visit in the 200th episode (January 17, 2007). Jon: There, see? It’s gone. Is that better? Stephen: What do you mean, “better”? Once ninja-nun-girl wakes up and gets out of here, I’m done for! Unless you want to keep her tied… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 11

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Yeah, I know the bandages aren’t obeying any known laws of physics. Heinkel, like Anderson, is fourth-dimensional. Heinkel: Stand aside, human. You don’t want to ruin your nice suit. Stephen: JON!! Jon: H-hey! Listen, sir…uh, ma’am?…it’s not what you think! Don’t shoot! Can’t we talk about this? Heinkel: …I see. You’re under his thrall. DOn’t… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 12

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Heinkel: Shut up, Sister Kim. You were told not to go running in before– Kim: It’s a code I.F.H., boss. Heinkel: You’re sure? Kim: Positive. Jon: …Is that good? Heinkel: … Jon: WHOA! Not good! Not good! Heinkel: Vampire. You untie Sister Kim and allow her to restrain you, and this man lives, Understood?

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The ropes have blessed silver thread woven into them, so Stephen can’t break them. Jon just gets his hands tied, because Jon is not fast enough to dodge a bullet. Stephen: This is not how I imagined it would feel to have a woman tie me up. Jon: You’ve never imagined a woman tying you… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 14

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Hellsing readers will recognize Heinkel’s wound as one sustained on the front lines in ’99. Jon: What did you go and do that for?! Heinkel: He’ll be fine. It would take far more than that to do any real damage. Jon: That’s not the point! You had him under control — all tied up with… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 15

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Bobby/self-confidence is my undercover OTP. 2008. Heinkel: We have him subdued as well. Yes, the real one. …No, I will not get you an autograph. Jon (thinking): That’s right…You saved my life that night. More than once. Hell, technically speaking, you died saving me. What kind of dick would I be if I abandoned you… Continue reading Chapter 2 Page 04

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As always in the Shineverse, that’s the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen design for Mina, and the Hellsing design for you-know-who. Bobby: Okay, here’s the Cliff Notes version. In the story, when Dracula starts regularly feeding on Mina, it establishes a mental link between them. Later, when she and her friends have Dracula on the run,… Continue reading Chapter 2 Page 06

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Stephen: You have my very conditional attention. Bobby: Well, for starters, I can tell when you’re being an idiot — that feels so good to say, you have no idea– Stephen: Bobby — Bobby: Sorry. Thing is, you’re not using your powers very effectively. Stephen: …I sort of don’t have any. I mean, not dying,… Continue reading Chapter 2 Page 07

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Bobby: Plus, think about it — you’ve been in a state of borderline starvation for years. That would leave anyone feeling sluggish. Now, though? You’re full. Stuffed, in fact. (You’re welcome, by the way.) Can’t you feel the untapped potential coursing through you? I can. It’s kinda giving me the shivers, to be honest. Stephen:… Continue reading Chapter 2 Page 08