Jon: They’re Hellsing! Stephen: Oh, now you tell me!
Jon: Maybe we should just surrender! Stephen: To Protestants? I don’t think so! Just because you caught up with me, and you’re bigger and toothier than me, you think that means you’ve won? Hah! [CHOMP] I didn’t need that arm anyway! Jon: Mommy.
[SHRIEK] [WHOOSH] [CHOMP] [AIEEE!!] [CRUMPH] [SWISH CHOMP SHRIEK FLAPFLAPFLAP] [SLICE] Stephen: JON! Jon: STEPHEN!!
Jon: Are you…an angel?
There’s a version of Nurse Seras in Shine, which I will track down and link back here eventually. Seras: Well, aren’t you sweet! Welcome back to the land of the living, Mr. Stewart.
The paper pinned over the door is a barrier, like the ones Anderson throws around. It gives this room the protection that a home would have: a vampire can’t enter without the owner’s express invitation. Jon still has a faint scar on his arm from that nine-year-old ghoul bite. Seras: Please, try not to strain… Continue reading Chapter 4 Page 05
Jon: Stephen1 Stephen: Jon? Jon! I’m so glad you’re not a pancake! No matter what your older brothers tell you, asphalt is not secretly good for exfoliation. Jon (thinking): Stephen, your fangs are showing! Stephen: It’s okay, Jon. They know. And she’s promised not to hurt me if I keep them to myself.
Seras is one of the world’s most famous people rarely seen. She’s made a couple of public appearances, enough so that there won’t be rampant speculation about what she looks like, but beyond that she maintains an air of mystique. For the most part, the general population thinks of her as a kind of icon,… Continue reading Chapter 4 Page 07
Jon: Hellsing’s pet vampire. Seras: “Employee” vampire, please. I’m under voluntary contract only. Jon: Uh, right…You made Stephen drop me! While we were hundreds of stories from the ground! Seras: Oh, good, you remember! I really am sorry about that. I did catch you, though. Frankly… …you were in much more danger from the ongoing… Continue reading Chapter 4 Page 08
Like most of the general public, Jon is under the impression that Seras is an ancient inhuman creature who operates on her own unknowable logic and does not comprehend the ways of mortals. He has no idea that she was only turned two years before Stephen…and that, even taking into account the fact that her… Continue reading Chapter 4 Page 09