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Vintage correspondents ahoy. (The news report they’re watching is the same as the one in this strip.) New York, 1999. News: We’re getting no communication from inside the White House. Whereabouts of the Vice President remain unknown. At this time, members of the press are being barred from the scene. We’re going to play for… Continue reading Chapter 1 Page 04

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Jon: I just got word from the network. We’re not doing a show tonight. Rest of the week’s off too. Go home. Be with your families. Stephen: They can’t go. Jon: What are you talking about? Stephen: Exactly what I said. It’s not safe to leave here. The vampires will get you.

Chapter 1 Omake

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Riffing on Wilmore-Oliver Investigates, a recurring Daily Show segment. The art style is the one Hirano uses for his end-of-volume omake. (And it’s not any less bizarre when he does it.) Wilmore and Oliver INVESTIGATE Larry Wilmore: So it turns out there’s been a vampire coming into the studio and biting our boss for years.… Continue reading Chapter 1 Omake

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Helloooo, classic Hellsing scenario. 1999. Stephen: Jon, I’m telling you! They rule the night and feast on– Jon: You’re welcome to sleep here if you want, Stephen. But I’m going home! Jon (thinking): That man…! The President’s probably been shot, and all he can talk about is vampires! When you can bet he would be… Continue reading Chapter 2 Page 01

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The scary toothy Lewis Black is stolen from an homage to Fake News Rumble. Ghoul: GRAAAGH… Jon: Whoa! (oh f@#k oh f@#k oh f@#k oh f@#k…) Hey…easy there…Nice zombie. Good zombie…Nothing to see here. You can just shamble along now… AHHH! Ghoul: RAAAGH!

In Care Of Thee Omake

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(Some time back in 2009…) Wilmore and Oliver INVESTIGATE Jon: Cut! Stop the presses. Pause the strip. Kill the”Hirano-being-weird pastiche” style! That’s better. Sorry to bust in, but I need Larry. Like, now. Larry: Jon, I realize you’re the boss, but this is the only bit we get to do in this production, so both… Continue reading In Care Of Thee Omake