Bob: Wait, why are you even still up here? You should get to the bomb shelter! Thien: What? I’m not going anywhere! I may be a secretary, but I can still hold a gun! Bob: Don’t you get it? This is war! Thien: Which is why you need all the hands you can get! Bob:… Continue reading An Eye For An Eye 2/54
Zorin: So this is the Hellsing mansion. Maybe I should just smash it with one hand… Hand: !!! Zorin: Oh, right. Sorry. The scythe it is!
Seras (thinking): There you are. The tiny, real you, not the massive terror you’ve unleashed in our heads. Standing right on our front lawn, thinking you’re so brave… …when you’re nothing but a coward, hiding behind your illusions! Well, you know what they say… …an eye for an eye!
The dead Hellsing soldier is a cameo from AtticusBlackwolf, one of the forum members who correctly guessed Maggie’s identity a few storylines back. Zorin: Classy place. But it looks much better now that it’s been redecorated. Soldier: Hey! Eat silver. [CLICK]
Zorin: Cannon fodder! To me! [BANG BANG BANG BANG] Zorin: Those were two of my favorite mooks! You’re going to pay for this…
Zorin: That’s better. Gullible fool. The rest of you must be in there…panicking like rats in a trap, I assume. In there: Pip: All right, everyone, get this table turned over in front of the door! Thien: This room is lined with steel! How is a bit of wood going to make any– Pip: Table!
Zorin: One more shot. Soldier: Boss? This is our last rocket… Zorin: So? Make them squeal. [BOOM] [AIEEE!!!] Zorin: That’s right. Just like that. …Wait…
Zorin: Seras…the draculina, Seras Victoria! Seras: That’s right! Your soldiers are gone. The only one remaining is you! Pip: That girl…! Why didn’t I try harder for a kiss?
Zorin: Got any fives? Seras: …Here. Got any eights? Zorin: Go fish. Seras: Grrr…. Zorin: Got any arms? Seras: Yes, I…wait, what?
War was last seen in What Is It Good For; Death, in Ghosts of Iscariot Past; and they haven’t gotten to hang out together since way back when. Please note: No matter how many fish I put in, the rest of this storyline can’t avoid being bloody, painful, and generally tragic. If you have a… Continue reading An Eye For An Eye 26/54