Those particular fan-run sites (both gone now) are the Eleventh Hour, and Smoke and Blood. Walter: According to this fangirl’s website, flashback scenes are immensely enjoyable. Arthur (flashback): Tell me, Integra, what creature is feared above all others? Young Integra: The fangirl1 Arthur: I meant besides that, obviously. Young Integra: Oh. Then it’s the vampire.… Continue reading When Fangirls Attack 12/25
[FLASHBACK LINE – DO NOT CROSS] Young Integra: Watch this with me, Daddy! Arthur: I’m sorry, Integra, but I’m going to be very busy today. Belle (video): My father isn’t crazy! He’s a genius! Belle (video): Papa, do you think I’m…odd? Maurice (video): Odd? My daughter?
Young Integra (thinking): I can dance like that! Young Integra: dance with me, Father! Integra: Of all songs…this one, here? Alucard: Ironic, isn’t it?
Kohta Hirano said in a side note in Order 05 of the manga, “It’s beginning to seem like everybody wears glasses. What to do?” On the twelfth day of Christmas my vampire gave to me Twelve pairs of glasses Eleven yellow roses, ten hellhounds barking Nine manga volumes, eight ghouls a-moaning Sven Catholics preaching, six… Continue reading Fangirl Karaoke: 13 Days of Hellsing Christmas, Part IV
Enrico: Let’s see. There was an international meeting of vampire hunters held here, and Integra’s father was coming… Renaldo: Wait a minute. Her father? Just how long ago was this? Enrico: Oh, ages. We were both about five or six at the time… [plane window]
And that’s when she showed up… Lord Hellsing: Now Integra, play nicely, all right? Integra: Hi! I’m Integra Hellsing. Enrico: Enrico Maxwell. Integra: Can I help you build a castle? Enrico (narrating): Of course, I had to know one thing first: Enrico (past): Are you a Catholic or…something else?
Integra: I’m a Protestant! Enrico: Then you can’t play here. This is a Catholics-only sandbox. Anderson: Yeah! Enrico (narrating): Naturally, she left. Integra: Fine. Be that way. See if I care!
Of course Integra swore at that age. Meanwhile… Integra (thinking): Stupid boys. Who needs them, anyway? I don’t have to play with them. I can have a great time here all alone…by myself… Damn them!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! Integra (thinking): That sounded like Enrico and his friend…well, they can just take care of themselves! …Oh, who am I kidding?!? [jump] [DASH]
Integra: Hey! Vampire trash! (AAAHHH) Yeah, you! Over here! Vampire: And who are you? Enrico & Anderson: *huh?* Integra: I am Integra Wingates Hellsing. Put the humans DOWN.