Vacation, All I Ever Wanted 4/26

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A quarter of an hour later… Integra: Can you think of any other times? Walter: Just one. You were eight years old. They never did rebuild that amusement park. But this time will be different. I promise — we’ve worked out a few precautions to make sure that no vampires will disturb you this time.… Continue reading Vacation, All I Ever Wanted 4/26

Vacation, All I Ever Wanted 5/26

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Integra: I assume you’ve already made arrangements? Walter: Yes. You’re booked for a week on the cruise ship Demeter. Integra: Not the Demeter that Count Dracula traveled on, I hope? Walter: Of course not — I checked. It just happens to have the same name. There’s absolutely nothing to be worried about! [KRAK-BOOM] Walter: …I’m… Continue reading Vacation, All I Ever Wanted 5/26

Vacation, All I Ever Wanted 6/26

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Now that we have the preliminary setup for this storyline, let’s skip the swimsuit-shopping trip, because I’m still all out of shopping jokes. Integra: Who could fit into a suit this small? Seras: Maybe it’s a misplaced headband. Let’s also skip the disembarking of the Demeter, because it isn’t particularly eventful or interesting. Seras: Do… Continue reading Vacation, All I Ever Wanted 6/26

Desert Island Storyline 17/34

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Integra: That reminds me— how is the organization faring in my absence? Alucard: That’s really a matter of perspective. Walter is certainly staying on top of things. Walter: Visualise no paperwork… Visualise a nice hot pot of tea… Alucard (narrating): The police girl and I have been taking care of the house. Alucard: You do… Continue reading Desert Island Storyline 17/34

Desert Island Storyline 32/34

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In the Hellsing Mansion, shortly after the return: Enrico is in the shower washing his hair, unaware of what a nice fan service pose he’s in. He’ll borrow something to wear from Integra when he gets out (yes, they wear the same size). Integra’s in a similar situation (different shower, though). She’ll be out sooner:… Continue reading Desert Island Storyline 32/34

Iceland Mission

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Integra: A horizontal line. It is the horizon. An angle, approximately fifteen degrees. [Doujinshi-ka’s note: If modern art can excel in this world, the cop-out sloppy style can be tolerated for one comic.] Integra: And thus, the Sun, fifteen degrees above the horizon. What time of day is this? … Well, if you are in… Continue reading Iceland Mission

First Anniversary

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Erin: Three hundred sixty-six days. Three hundred twenty-four comics. I’ve lost track of the number of sketchbooks… Walter: Nine hundred thirty-nine cups of tea. Integra: Two hundred sixty-one cigars. Walter: That figure sounds low. Integra: Well, I quit for that month, and was on an island without cigars for one storyline. Seras: Three pints of… Continue reading First Anniversary

Walter versus Enterprise

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He likes Star Wars and Dune, so it isn’t a big leap to see Walter as a Trekkie as well. The gripes about T’Pol are my own. Note from The Future: Still not over it. #TPolDeservedBetter Star Trek: Enterprise – Start of Series 2 Integra: How’s your show? Walter: Excellent! Frankly, T’Pol is absolutely amazing.… Continue reading Walter versus Enterprise

Return of the Fangirls 32/107

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That’s Kalie the Integra fangirl; she founded the Hellsing guild on Neopets. Fangirl (background): the way he acts towards Integra is so cute. As a vampire he kicks major *** and could take the whole Vatican down if he pleased. [EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!] Integra (thinking): Have to get out of range… Fangirl 1: Cool Integra pose! Fangirl… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 32/107

Return of the Fangirls 34/107

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Walter: Captain Bernadette! Watch the door for a while. All right? Someone from Iscariot is coming to pick Mr. Maxwell up, and he needs to be met at the door. But Integra requires me right now. Pip: Can do, mate! So how’d ya know she needs ya? She ring a little bell or somethin’? Walter:… Continue reading Return of the Fangirls 34/107