Walter: The point is, if tensions ran high enough, it could be sufficient to overwork every fangirl and fanboy in this room. Our little infestation problem would be solved. Alucard: Is that what you want, Master? Integra: Of course it is. But… *gasp*
Fangirl #1: Integra isn’t fighting this! Why? She said she’d never give up, she would die before giving up! What’s going on here? Fangirl #2: Does Alucard resent Integra for keeping him as a servant, or himself for coming to accept it, and losing his pride?…OH, THE PSYCHOLOGY! Fanboy: Walter thought up this plan, of… Continue reading When Fangirls Attack 19/25
Walter: Now, if you’ll just deposit the fangirls here, in the interdimensional portal… Seras: Right. Walter: Alucard, if you will? Alucard: Easily. Seras: Is this portal-closing power just an excuse for Alucard to look cool? Walter: Isn’t everything?
Walter: Sir Integra, the mail is here. Integra: Anything useful? Walter: Let’s see…credit card offer — junk…magazine subscription — junk…local store promotion — junk… Walter: Party invitation… Integra: Junk…
Walter: Sir, I think this might be a beneficial thing for you to attend. You do need to take a break every once in a while. [It’s an old-fashioned fancy dress ball…] Integra: I have my duties, Walter. I don’t have time to waste on social frivolities such as exchanging small talk with the rest… Continue reading Shopping Spree 2/28
Note from The Future: Of course women can wear tuxedos (and look amazing doing it) anywhere they like. And on some level Seras knows this. She just really wants to see Integra in a dress, and is jumping on this excuse like a cat on a laser pointer. Integra: When will this “ball” take place?… Continue reading Shopping Spree 3/28
The tone on Integra’s hair will keep getting lighter until I finally settle on a shade, about halfway through this storyline. Integra: (heh) Seras, relax…I understand. And I must commend you on your…timely appearance. Integra: Very timely. It was planned, was it not? Walter: It was. Walter: Miss Victoria was quite eager to help you… Continue reading Shopping Spree 5/28
The International House Of (X) will be shopped at again. International House of Designer Dresses Seras: Wow! This is absolutely amazing! Incredible! Integra: I think we lost Seras. Walter: At least we can still hear her… Seras: I found some outfits for you to try on, Sir Integra! Integra (thinking): What have I gotten myself… Continue reading Shopping Spree 6/28
Seras: Perhaps if you smiled and relaxed, instead of looking so stern… Walter: Perhaps if you chose outfits to match Integra, instead of just what you find appealing… Seras: Oh…right…I… Alucard (telepathy): Stop dwelling on your error and focus on the problem at hand. Seras (thinking): Right! Seras: Let’s see. An outfit should accent your… Continue reading Shopping Spree 8/28
I don’t know why she’s back in her suit in that last panel. For continuity purposes, pretend she’s in another wacky dress. Walter: A good thought, Seras. Seras: Thanks…So, what do you think is Sir Integra’s best feature? Seras&Walter: Her eyes.