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Timothy: Ah! Sorry, sorry! Hold on! I’ll clean it up! I’ll just go wring this out — I’ll be write back — Just hang on! Um…can I still go? Please say I can still go!

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Later… Kids: Hey, Tim! Why are you packing? / Didn’t get adopted, did you? Timothy: No, I’m going on a trip. Kid: Yeah? Where? Timothy: I can’t tell you. It’s top secret. Kids: Oh, yeah right! / Keep dreaming, Tim!

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[sigh…] Alex: Are the other boys bothering you, Timothy? Timothy: Oh! Father Anderson! No, I’m okay. I don’t mind them. Alex: How goes the packing? Timothy: Okay, I think. Alex: Son, let me tell you a secret. On Father Maxwell’s first solo mission, he forgot to bring socks.

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Timothy: No! Father Maxwell? Really? Alex: He spent four days with only the socks on his feet. And this was while he was at a monastery in the Andes. He eliminated his target, but when he got back he smelled like a goat for weeks afterwards. And we burned the socks. Timothy: I get it!… Continue reading But What If She Weighs Less Than A Duck? 11/111

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Alex: One more thing you’ll need: a passport. Fake, of course. We don’t want any official record of our agents traveling. Timothy: Cool! Um…how much of it is fake? Alex: It gives your real age, Timothy. Don’t try to buy beer with it.

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Timothy: Shouldn’t we have gotten in some jokes about airport security? Heinkel: It’s 1998. They aren’t in style yet. Yumiko: Shh, you two! You’ll miss the important flight safety video!

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Timothy: So…when we arrive at the school, what’s our excuse to search it? Heinkel: We’re dressing you as a girl and pretending you’re a prospective student. Timothy: Well…if it’s to do the Lord’s work… Yumiko: Oh, Heinkel, don’t tease the poor boy!

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Although the “dress the recruit as a prospective student” plan isn’t being used, I didn’t want to cheat you out of the sight of Timothy in drag. So here he is, in the uniform of Lillian Girls’ School. Next to him is a teenaged Yumiko, from her days as an actual student. Lillian is the… Continue reading But What If She Weighs Less Than A Duck? – Lillian Uniforms

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Yumiko: Don’t worry, Timothy. We can’t possibly pass you as a prospective student. We only use that strategy with boys who speak Japanese. Timothy: You shouldn’t tease. It’s not Christian. Heinkel: Kid, you’re in Iscariot now. Get used to it.

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There are way too many characters in Marimite to keep track of. I won’t even begin to make you try. The cute brunette, however, is one to remember. Her name is Yumi (not to be confused with Yumie, Yumiko, or Yomiko), and she’s the main character of the series. If she looks a little familiar,… Continue reading But What If She Weighs Less Than A Duck? 16/111